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Yesterday I wrote this:

This was supposed to be all fun and games, but I am legit scared now. Work was the only stable thing Fiend Lu had going on. For at least 7-9 hours a day, the Fiend Tour would be on hold. Now this fiend was literally blessed with all the freedom he needs to really fiend out.

I knew I had to be worried. Shit apparently got real on the Fiend Tour last night.

I took an extra long fiend nap after work yesterday since I went on a strip club bender the night before and I felt like absolute shit all day. I was hesitant to nap because I knew there would be about 4 hours for anything to happen on this tour without my knowledge. That’s a potentially devastating amount of time.

I woke up and I had way too many text messages for a normal afternoon. Red flag, but my phone displayed the messages with previews of the earliest ones first. It was all stuff from friends like “Fiend Lu Spotted!” or “We’re drinking with Fiend Lu!” All positive shit. I figured the texts were just people talking about this shit and making jokes.

So I stopped reading after a few of them. I started to collect myself to begin my night when I noticed I left Twitter opened on my computer. I was just going to close it when I saw 3 consecutive tweets from Fiend Lu:

#1 – “Holy shit #fiend tour hit a new level tonight…the thing is homies still couldn’t bring me down”

#2 – “Unreal shit tonight.”

#3 – “Fuck you all.”

lol the random Fuck you all bugged me out. Anyway, I realized clearly something bad went down. That’s when I read my other messages to find out they were not positive like I thought:

So apparently Fiend Lu met up with a bunch of our friends from home including a dude that won $1 Million dollars on a game show (true story). Everything was normal, they were drinking watching Lebron get punked by Ganger.

Then Lu goes to the bathroom. According to Lu’s testimony and several eye witness accounts, when Fiend Lu went to the bathroom 3 sketchy males walked in behind him.  He says they watched him piss (weird) or whatever and then when Lu went to wash his hands one of the dudes came up behind him and put him in a reverse headlock choke hold. The other guys joined in, they were trying to jump him and rob him.

A 3 on 1 jumping never has favorable results. But Fiend Lu is a fiend. Somehow, he luckily got away. The details on this part are very limited.

Fiend Lu said: “I beasted”.

Another witness: “it was like fiend kung fu or some shit”

The most detailed description I got was: “I dunno bro, he did some sort fiend slip and slide move with his head”

I have literally zero idea of what happened in that bathroom from these responses. All I know for sure is that there was an attempted jumping and robbery on Fiend Lu, somehow this fiend beat the odds and got away from a 3 on 1 situation. Fiend Lu said he immediately bounced from the bar after.

Two things I want to say on this incident. At first I was REALLY upset. Jumping is such a coward move, that always irks me to the core, plus homies tried to come up on my friend. That shit is infuriating. But now I’m starting to find it more flattering. I mean when you have so much commercial success and media buzz like the Fiend Tour 2012 is getting, you are going to have haters. This jumping/robbery shit happens to rappers on tours EVERY DAY. I just heard Waka Flocka talking about this yesterday. So now I appreciate it. Basically Fiend Lu is dealing with the same shit all big time celebs do. They are walking targets. Mo Money, Mo problems man.

My next thought was, only a fucking Fiend like Fiend Lu could get into this situation. Like this wasn’t some shitty area or a fucking Max B concert. This was at a normal, white ass Manhattan bar during like daylight happy hours. This is what I mean when I say fiends have a magnet that attracts fiend situations and other fiends. Because these robbers have to be some of the most fiended out robbers.  Only fiend robbers would try this. The success rate for this robbery would be about ZERO percent. There are video cameras everywhere at that venue. There were people everywhere, chances are someone would have came into the bathroom had it gone longer. Even if they did rob him they would have to tie him up or knock him out cold to get away. All he would have to do is run outside and point them out . Shit makes no sense. Also, only fiends would lose a 3 on 1. This fiend tour is getting so fiended man I don’t even know what to say anymore.

Later that night Fiend Lu said he “HAD” to come over. He was really shaken up. I assumed it’s because he almost got jumped by three dudes and robbed. But he actually almost completely forgot about that by this time (3 hours is like 3 days for a fiend). He was all worked up about some “personal shit”. He wouldn’t tell me why he was so angry. I’m positive it was with his ex boo, but I asked a million times he wouldn’t say. All he did was smoke all my mook for free, then he ate a bucket of seafood. I’ve never seen a  fiend eat so many mussels that fast like that. It was actually disturbing to watch him eat sea food at that pace. Then he mooked more of my mook for free and passed out.

Not really sure where Fiend Lu is today. But he just tweeted this out:

I can not stop laughing. Everyone knows White Castle is FILLED with homeless fiends. It is literally the homeless, crack addict crystal meth fiend capital of the world. So I would expect nothing less than Fiend Lu to be chilling with his people all day. Talk about poetic justice, this shit is too perfect.

@Wave_Bandana

PS – Eating mussels and mooking is one of the more random things I’ve seen.

PPS – I have been tearing up my room for days looking for these new headphones I bought Monday…Fiend Lu had them the whole time.

PPPS – Prob won’t update this weekend. EDC and mad shit. As much as it sucks, think about how awesome it will be Monday after 3 nights of Fiend Lu fucking shit up.