I’m now 0-3-1 on bets.
- Italy Sucks.
- France Sucks.
- Sweden Sucks.
- The lines-maker for the over/under is a fucking doucher for that push.
This is shaping up to be the worst World Cup ever. I know it’s not really the World Cup, but my gambling addiction makes every single event more meaningful. Just like how when I’m betting on Sun Belt Conference games I call it the March Madness NCAA tournament.
I’m really starting to hate soccer betting. One of the most frustrating aspects is the way the system is set up, at times it encourages teams to play for the draw. From a gambling point of view I can not even remotely begin to convey how fucking frustrating this is; to bet on a team that is TRYING NOT TO WIN.
Even betting against teams trying to draw is frustrating as fuck. England 100% packed it in all second half (I bet France). Their whole strategy was just to keep it a 1-1 tie. They were successful with all their bullshit time wasting tactics and I lost again.
Really think about that though. How many sports out there is it EVER in your best interest to play for a tie and not a win? The system literally encourages you to play for the lamest thing in the world, a fucking tie. Then think about how insane you would feel, believing in someone so much that you invested your hard earned money in them, and you’re forced to watch powerless half way across the world as this team purposely tries not to win for you (and they are happy with the result).
In the gambling world, that sounds like a scenario from the movie Saw.
Fuck this shit. Call me a big dumb american, but I am much more for a system like the NBA that flat our encourages you to lose 80% of your games to get a higher draft pick. At least someone is trying to win or lose. Fucking joke ass ties.
PS – If you always insist on saying the word “draw” instead of “tie”, go fuck yourself. You’re not cultured or a “real soccer fan”. You’re just a fucking asshole.
PPS – TO ALL MY SO CALLED SOCCER EXPERT FRIENDS: You guys are a fucking joke. All you do is bitch and moan about soccer all god damn day. “Wahhhhhhhhhhh wahhhhhhhhh”, “The rest of the world… blah blah blahhhhhh” NONE OF YOU KNOW SHIT ABOUT YOUR OWN SPORT. YOU MUGS HAVEN’T PICKED ONE GAME RIGHT OR GIVEN ME ANY USEFUL ADVICE.
Seriously I have a group of friends that claims to be soccer experts. These assholes kept playing when everyone else quit after Pre K to do cool shit. I used to respect them, they played college soccer and seem to really know their shit. I’ve been asking their advice, all I get are the most 50/50 answers of all time (see what a culture of ties does to people?) Can you fucks man up and just give me an answer? I don’t need 18 texts explaining why each side has an equal chance and “both teams have a lot of questions going into the game”, I have ESPN for that. Then I got @Fiendbassy screaming about France but he’s biased as shit cause he lived there for a few years.
I’m looking for some solid answers here you fiends. THIS IS YOUR TIME TO SHINE AND YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING BLOWING IT. None of you have picked one game right either. At least I’m man enough to bet.
Fake ass soccer fans.