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Everything is flawless about this picture. Mo Williams and Jared Dudley getting OWNED. Jerry just smiling off to the left. How’s Cancun??? HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH

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Friday Fiend of The Week: Tavon White

Federal prosecutors say 13 female correctional officers, seven inmates and five others with gang ties have been charged with plotting to smuggle drugs, cellphones and other contraband into the Baltimore jail and other corrections facilities.

An indictment unsealed Tuesday said the ring also involved sex between inmates and guards that led to four of the officers becoming pregnant by Tavon White, leader of a jailhouse gang called the Black Guerrilla Family. He is held at the Baltimore City Detention Center, awaiting trial on a charge of attempted murder.

The indictment claims the gang ran the scheme from inside the detention center and charges gang members and corrections officers with conspiracy, drug possession and distribution and money laundering.

Yo. What is wrong with you hoes? THIS DUDE IS LOCKED UP AND FOUR BIRDS GOT PREGNANT BY HIM. Are you kidding me? I’m not even mad at Tavon. Shit. If you locked up, you might as well cook, get your guap up and fuck some security guards. If you told me this was storyline of The Wire season 6 … I’d be geeked as fucking hell. Shouts to my dude Tavon. You’re a fiend if I’ve ever seen one.

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BATMAN VS THE PENGUIN

I love the little fuckups in superhero movies. I’m that dude that sits there high as shit and gets mad over the intricacies of fantasy worlds and shit. Like in The Dark Knight… WHERE THE FUCK WAS THE ARMY??? I remember being in the IMAX theater watching that shit and that thought creeping in my head and fucking up the entire shit for me. I’m still gonna be inline for the next one tho.

@oakshades

PS. I’d watch a full length movie of this retarded Batman dude.

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Coachella 2013 Weekend 1 Recap: Mind Mischief

The past few years I’d watched from a chair, a couch, a bed, an apartment. Every year I thought the same thing: “Why am I here and not there?” This question isn’t all that hard to fix — it merely requires the effort to plan, the money to blow and the fiends to spend a few days in the desert with. Now that I know the deceptive simplicity of this cross country task, and the beauty that is Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival, I’m beyond embarrassed that I haven’t been writing entries like this for years now. For now that question of wanting those desert vibes has morphed into something entirely different: “When can I get back there?”

I’m warning you in advance, this is an extremely long post. I’ve sprinkled tons of videos, images, GIFs and everything in between to keep you occupied. Another warning: once you press “Read More” this thing is going to take a minute to load. Please be patient and cross your fingers if you have a shitty computer.

In order to make finding something easier, here’s what I cover or mention from day to day:

Day 1: Stars, Metric, Japandroids, Passion Pit, Local Natives, Modest Mouse, Wolfgang Gartner, Purity Ring, Foals, Earl Sweatshirt, Tegan and Sara

Day 2: 2 Chainz, Portugal. The Man, Hot Chip, The Postal Service, Simian Mobile Disco, Two Door Cinema Club, Phoenix

Day 3: Grimes, James Blake, Tanlines, Tame Impala, Vampire Weekend, Pretty Lights, Wu-Tang Clan, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Eric Prydz

I present to you: “Mind Mischief: A Coachella 2013 Weekend 1 Recap,” written in the way that only a Super Mookin Fiend can recap it.
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How To Sneak Booze In To Like Anywhere

I FUCKING LOVE WHITE PEOPLE!

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Cops Confiscate 2 Pound Joint on 4/20

This happened on campus at University of California Santa Cruz. Realshit as much as I believe going to NYU changed my life and opened doors for me… I fucked up. I shoulda went out west for college. I’ve heard of UC Santa Cruz on three occasions. Once on sports radio cause their team name is the Banana Slugs. This video. And then one of the fiends went out there to party with his boy and ended up fingering two bitches at the same time while Steve Aoki was DJ’ing a beach rave. If my kid is smart, I’m gonna send them to NYU. If they are an idiot, I’m sending them to UC Santa Cruz.

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PS. How bout the kid telling the Campus cops he was gonna sue them. I fucking love stoners.

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Comedian Tells Kids To Text Parents About Mook

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“Experiment: text your parents ‘got 2 grams for $40′ then right after ‘Sorry ignore that txt. Not for you’ Then tweet pic of their response.” Dozens of his fans followed his suggestion and sent their parents those two text messages, and the responses are pretty amusing and maybe almost worth all the people they’re upsetting.

Yo my mom would flip the fuck out if I hit her with this text. Granted she does read this blog where I tell you fiends everything so maybe she wouldn’t? Peep some of the responses from these parents:

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Fat Jew x J.Cole

Yo.

Me and this nigga need to be a Fat Jew x Fat Black Jew duo.

I need to make this happen.

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Hyundai “Pipe Job” Suicide Commercial

Damn man. Somewhere out in the world an ad executive is cleaning out his desk. You can’t make a suicide commercial bro. At what point did the pompous creative director that was in charge of this account think this was a good idea? And how bout Hyundai??? What’s wrong with you fiends? HOW DOES THIS GET APPROVED? Even my dumbass who could give a fuck less about a majority of people’s feelings woulda been like “ummm nah this aint cool b.” Fucking Hyundai man. Ya’ll been killing shit and then you go and do this. Fucking idiots.

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Power Trip BTS

I wish you could see how bad the footage I filmed for this was. My vision is going to shit cause I coulda sworn a majority of that shit was in focus… It wasn’t.

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