Yo fuck this nigga Nicholas Carr. I read his book The Shallows in 2010. I was writing an article for new iPad magazine called ‘Takeout’ when I decided to go ham on his POV. I’m pretty sure my argument still holds up today. It’s not a light read. Fuck with me tho so you can prove this nigga wrong. 2010 @oakshades wrote this ==> Read more ›
Quick thought I had on the L-train this morning. Does anyone else fucking HATE when they see someone reading on the subway?
Whenever I see this I just get unreasonably upset. I can’t figure it out, but that shit irks me like no other. Like am I crazy?
I understand if you are commuting from a far distance or something. But today I saw this motherfucker get on for one stop, read like a half page, and get off at the next stop. Like that book can’t be that interesting. I just refuse to believe that.
But it’s more than just the fact I feel like 60% of you are just reading because it looks like the cool thing to do. I’m not trying to be like ignorant here. I’m not trying to shit on reading or tell kids reading isn’t cool. I just think it’s twice as ignorant to be reading in a place as fucking hectic as the NYC subway. It is way too crowded for people to be engaging in activities that require you to take all your focus off your surroundings. Like my big ass has to get shoved in the back by some douche because you are too slow to react because you just HAD to read right now. You people are always blocking the exits and shit. You are basically telling me you don’t give a fuck about being considerate to others.
I’m not trying to be funny here. I’m just hoping I can find one other person on the entire internet that shares this pet peeve.
Charles Ramsey, who helped rescue three missing Cleveland women from the house where they’d been held captive for a decade, is more than just a good Samaritan and hero: He’s also an amazing interview. (And even better on the phone with 911.)
Dude has quotes for days. “We ate Ribs and listened to Salsa music… I’m eating my McDonald’s; I come outside; I see this girl going nuts,” he says. “I knew something was wrong when a little pretty white girl ran into a black man’s arms. Something is wrong here. Dead giveaway!”
YOOOOO! “She been kidnapped bruh, put yourself in her shoes.” Someone give this nigga a TV show. Let him just report on his day. Something tells me Charles Ramsey might be the most interesting man in Cleveland.
Today I Learned that in the 80s, DC had a line of comics called “New Guardians” that featured a villain named the Hemo-Goblin. The Hemo-Goblin was a white supremacist vampire who drank AIDS-infested blood and bit black people. Yupp. A Nigger hating vampire in a comic book.
The Hemo-Goblin was a vampire created to help a white-supremacy group eliminate non-whites. He is notable mainly for infecting members of the New Guardians with the AIDS virus. He was killed in battle with the team.
I’m kinda mad that I missed the 80s. Can you imagine that meeting?
Umm hey ummm Steve, we’re a little confused with The Hemo-Goblin… Can you take us thru his story real quick?
Yea I can… He’s a vampire that drinks AIDS and tries to infect black people by biting them.
That’s almost as amazing as this cocaine we are snorting right now.
EVERYONE IN THE ROOM RAILS A LINE CAUSE THAT’S THE ONLY WAY SOMEONE APPROVED A RACIST AIDS ZOMBIE AS A SUPERVILLAIN RIGHT?????