Tax Time

SHADES

So last night around 11 PM I realized that I had done nothing in regards to giving the IRS all the money that they demand I pay them so they don’t lock me up like Wesley Snipes. What did I do? I did exactly what every grown ass nigga would do in that situation… I called my mommy. She told me to file a fucking extension, so I called my dad and that fiend did that for me. I PAY FOR MY OWN RENT + CELL PHONE BILL DON’T FUCKING JUDGE ME BRO.

Anyway, here’s a Forbes article on how to file for your extension ===> TAXES

Seriously tho the IRS don’t play fucking games. Get your shit in.

@oakshades

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Game of Cheeks

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How much longer are we going to pretend that Game of Thrones is still entertaining? Seriously, nothing ever happens in that show. NOTHING. It’s like watching Gladiator, if you took out all the fight scenes and made us watch just the talking scenes, in hour intervals, stretched over 2 months.

I wish I could write “Spoiler” in the heading of this article…but there’s nothing to fucking spoil! Shit never happens! They need to change the name of this show to Game of Cheeks. Because this shit is becoming straight cheeks.

The worst part is the people like Bas who defend this shit. Like, “come on fam, you know it doesn’t really pick up until episode 6″. Episode 6?!? Motherfucker that’s 6 weeks!! Homies can get a GED in 6 weeks. A smart motherfucker can get an accelerated Masters and shit.

If someone asked you what major things have happened in Season 3, what would you say? You would be like “uhhhhhhhhhhhhh” trying to make shit up. Granted I watch every episode mooked out of my mind, and that can’t help since everyone looks the fucking same, but come on yo. This shit is getting is getting out of control. Every week just an hour of dialogue in shitty accents. I have no fucking idea what’s going on anymore.

Fuck you Game of Cheeks.

@Wave_Bandana / Blogs

PS – I’m an ORIGINAL OG Game of Thrones fan. I’m not a hater or some bandwagon homie. I was on this shit before most of you.

PPS – If this shit does come back hard I will 100% eat my words. I have no problem taking all this back and admitting I was wrong. But they will need to blow me the fuck away this season. Like how I was blown away when they chopped off Ned Stark’s head, or the first time I saw Khaleesi’s ass.

PPPS – Game of CHEEEEEEKSSSSSS

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Daft Punk – “Get Lucky”

This played during Coachella randomly and ran as a commercial on SNL.

FIRE.

@oakshades

PS. This shit sounds like MJ reincarnate.

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VICE Episode 2 Preview

This + Mook = What I’m doing at 11 PM tonight.

@oakshades

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Daft Punk | Random Access Memories | The Collaborators: Nile Rodgers

I’m not gonna lie. The first time I heard about Daft Punk was ==>

Couple random thoughts real quick –

1. I don’t remember watching this video at all. Not in like a hating on the video cause it’s fire, but more in a what the fuck why can’t I remember watching this video?
2. Cassie.
3. Think about all the random shit you’ve done in your life that you’ve forgotten. If you’ve forgotten it and it’s not in your current memory, and blah blah … Space & Time continuum, did it really happen? #FAKEDEEP

You remember this shit?

THIS VIDEO IS EASILY TOP 10 VIDEOS I’VE EVER WATCHED.

First time I saw this. I was like HOLY SHITTTTT what a sample! This was when Kanye’s music was the soundtrack to my life. Takes me back to my dorm room. Mookin haze and playing Halo 3. Getting bodied and and skipping class. Running around NYC with no worries. I remember seeing this and just being so impressed first sonically and then I realized how crazy this fiend’s hand gestures were on point with the song.

Kanye West introduced me to Daft Punk. That’s what makes good hip-hop music awesome. Daft Punk have been off the grid for a minute. I can’t even do them justice so I’ll most likely find someone who can do a profile of them before their new album Random Access Memories is released. But before then watch this video to get a feel for the music. Nile Rodgers is an OG in the game and I think if music is something you are passionate about, you should watch this.

@oakshades

PS. The Creator’s Project is one of the coolest things in the world cause they understand culture and try to be creative catalysts. We will collaborate with them in some shape or form because that’s one of my life goals. FUCK WITH US.

PPS. Wave gotta do some more Sample Battles

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Major Lazer – Get Free Performance on Jimmy Fallon

If you have never been to a Major Lazer show… GO TO ONE.

@oakshades

PS. I 100% A&R’d this remix.

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Zack Greinke Breaks His Collarbone After Brawl

So this dude Zack Greinke has a lead and throws at dude’s head. Dude charges the mound and shoulder checks Greinke. Greinke gets bodied and breaks his collarbone like a little bitch. Baseball really is on some pussy shit.

@oakshades

PS. I fucking hate baseball man. 20 years of being a Mets fan = MOTHERFUCK BASEBALL MAN.

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GET DUNKED ON!

WATCH YO HEAD.

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#NP Dreams – @JColeNC

I was just walking one of the fiend pups that I pupsit this morning. It’s cold and rainy and shit. Dreams came on my iPod and it brought me right back to 2010. Dreams is one of my favorite joints Cole ever made. It appealed to the creepy 13 year old Eminem fan in me. I also was crushing hard on a curly haired Jewish chick that lived with my homegirl at the time. She had the lamest fucking boy friend who got to smash and motorboat her amazing tittays. If I had a motherfucking driver’s license and wasn’t deathly afraid of getting raped in prison, maybe I would … NO I WOULDN’T HAVE CAUSE IT’S JUST A SONG. PLEASE DO NOT KILL ANYONE YOU FUCKING FIENDS.

@oakshades

PS. Do ya’ll understand how crazy it is that Cole wrote this song, then fast forward three years continued the story of this chick in his new smash hit single with Miguel and then paired the new song with a visual that depicted the story of Dreams?

That’s some deep shit yo.

PPS. MTV Interview Bout Dreams/Power Trip

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Ship My Pants – KMart Commercial

Wave and I got into the advertising world cause we mooked alot in college and decided we could make way better commercials then most of the scrub niggas making commercials. This shit right here? THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE???? Almost made me ship my pants. Good job KMart.

@oakshades

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