Unless you’re applying for Friday Fiend of The Week this was a terrible decision. Nobody gonna hire you with a Cover Letter like this bruh. We get it… it’s hard out in these streets for homies who dropped out of college to get a job. This isn’t how you go about it tho.
PS. BUT SHIT YOU MADE IT TO THE FIEND BLOG SO GET MOOKED AND ENJOY UNEMPLOYMENT!
First things first… NO SHOT who ever posted this is black. I found it on Reddit which means that some nerdy white dude prolly made this. NOW back to business. I’m pretty close to quitting my job and posting one of these. I mean with my skillset and ability to jump from HUGE goon to eloquent light skinned talker means that I easily could charge upwards of $100 a day as a ‘Rent-A-Nigga’.
Aight so Wave got a new job at one of the best Ad Agencies in the world so he’s been doing fiend shit the last two weeks trying to snatch the job up and bang bang he did. Right now I’m currently trying to take our best posts and get them on our new site. It’s currently being made sexy but if you wanna take a sneak peak just head over to SMFiends.com
I mean is American politics not the best TV show or what? I cannot believe this Samuel L Jackson cameo. Does Romney know any cool white actors other then Clint Eastwood? Come on Mitt! You gotta bomb back b!
PS. I’m so excited for the election. Homeland got me all revved up last night and shit. Terrorism! China! Nukes!!!! YESSSSS MORE DRAMAAAAAAAAA
What you mean the USA is in drought Mitty? Whoa, I mean like how the fuck dies this happen at all? AMERICA DON’T HAVE NO FUCKING DROUGHTS. I took a shower the other day for 3 minutes… I had that water heating up for 8 minutes tho. I think the idea that we grow broccoli using water that we cooked broccoli in is pretty smart. I feel like the plumbing setup in America has been here since what? FOREVER. Imagine what the fuck our pipes look like. GROSS. Rework the whole shit, make restuarants have to provide “x” amount of water to give back for The Water Food Loop. Then install solar panels on roads and stop spending money on fucking bullets. Just like that, we make the USA a better place.
You done yet bro? Finished being an extreme athlete? Fucking assholes man. Stick to skateboarding like normal individuals do which is only during commutes from Williamsburg or whilst playing Tony Hawk.
Where do you build new green space in a crowded city like New York? One architecture firm in the city’s lower east side says “Why not underground?” In a project called Lowline, the firm is aiming at building a new community park beneath the streets of New York. According to the project’s Kickstarter page, the idea is to leverage space from an abandoned trolley terminal. Unlike other underground public areas around the world, like shopping centers or commuter tunnels, Lowline wants to build an ecosystem that feels like an actual outdoor park.
Something tells me this is gonna end in rapes and a plethora of smelly homeless people.
Brutal. We don’t know exactly what led to the officer in the white shirt (significant, as this means he has acquired the rank of sergeant or above; he’s not some campus cop on a power trip) to blindly sucker punch this woman in the head. We don’t know whether the scene itself was provocative in any way. The woman, there to celebrate Puerto Rican heritage over the weekend, *appears* to spray the officer with water or some other liquid.
HA! A white shirt cop is a cop who is way more incharge then the regular blue shirts. He is supposed to be the leader of these city protectors. What kind of example does this white shirt set? If someone pours some water on you and then a chick sprays some silly string in your vicinity… YOU SHOULD CRACK HER IN THE FACE AND ROUGHLY LOCK HER ASS UP. Gotta love the 5-0.
PS. Come on hoe. I’m not saying you deserved to get the blood slapped out your mouth but if you’re gonna be a douchebag and do anything other then nod your head when you’re around cops… BAD THINGS ARE GONNA HAPPEN