Mom of Shooting Victim Arrested For Assault of News Reporter

Aight. So I’m torn on this shit. First thing … HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I watched this video and just laughed from start to end. I love the VO of the reporter telling the story. Her running away in that ridiculous Barney dress in high heels as the pitbulls just run around her snapping at her mic. That shit is priceless. She is so scared and so sad. Too funny. Fucked up? Yea. You can’t do this ma. Throw the rocks. Threaten with the bat. Don’t send your animals to bite the fucking news reporter. That’s how you end up in jail and they end up put to sleep. This shit should be illegal tho. You shouldn’t be allowed to run up on someone’s property with a news crew like that. You also shouldn’t be a sloppy mess who apparently hates white people and uses her pets as weapons. This is ‘Murica at it’s finest.

@oakshades

PS. Crazy shit is that a girl got shot and that is now the secondary story.
PPS. Gotta love the news

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Dialect Maps Show Americans Speak English Totally Differently And Shit (And One “Big” Debate)

Joshua Katz, a Ph. D student in statistics at North Carolina State University, just published a group of awesome visualizations of Professor Bert Voux’s linguistic survey that looked at how Americans pronounce words.

via Business Insider

I love shit like this. Just further indication that we Americans can’t really agree on anything. Now some of these are kind of obvious, and you can see all of them here. It’s obvious almost every Super Mookin Fiend will ride with the northeast deviation, especially when you look above and that of course the correct term here is “soda.” I mean, these chickens do love soda after all.

Another obvious one below:

Okay, I guess I see you upstate New York. Anyone else is just down that Carmel is the car service with the 666-6666 jingle and carra-mel is the stuff in your Milky Way. Fine, I guess I don’t really care how you pronounce this. I find these interesting and all, but truthfully I don’t care about most. All Americans are pronouncing “pecan” differently. Who gives a shit about how we say “bowie knife.” Of course the south runs with “y’all” while many others go with “you guys.” Apparently New England runs with “rotary” instead of “traffic circle” and middle America…well I guess they don’t have roads or something because they don’t have  a name for it.

But here’s the one that REALLY gets me.

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Born Sinner Track Listing

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Cole just tweeted this.

New York Times feat. 50 Cent and Bas – J.Cole

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A Few Quick Thoughts On This Whole “Chick Got Kicked Out Of Prom For Big Boobs” Story

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A high school senior from Washington says she was left embarrassed and humiliated after being denied entry to her senior prom because her breasts are too big.

Brittany Minder of Silverdale was excited to show off her new strapless dress, but was prohibited from entering the dance because school officials felt she was showing too much cleavage.

“In my opinion, I feel that it is because I’m bigger chested and there is more cleavage that you can see, and there’s nothing I could really do about that,” Brittany told KOMO News.

Central Kitsap High School’s dress code does allow strapless dresses, but only if the cleavage is covered.

Brittany’s dad, however, says it is near impossible for his daughter to fully cover any decolletage. “A girl like Brittany should not have to go to a dance in a burlap sack because she’s large busted,” he said.

Added Brittany’s mother: “All women are not created equal, and you can not compare a golf ball to a grapefruit. It ain’t gonna happen.”

The teen eventually agreed to obscure her bosom with a shawl and was allowed in. But it just wasn’t the same, and she left after about an hour.

“I felt self-conscious and they took the magic out of the night,” Brittany said. “It was tough being there after all that happened. I didn’t feel comfortable. I already had a blow to my self-esteem. I didn’t really want to be there anymore.”

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@Oakshades sent me this story yesterday when it was “breaking news” and told me to blog about it. I said fuck no, because it’s retarded and no one would care. Sure enough it’s been on the news and every website since then. When I saw it again being discussed on the news this morning, I decided to share a few thoughts.

#1 – Stop saying she got kicked out for big tits.

It keeps being reported as: “Teen Prohibited from Attending Prom Because Her Breasts Are Too Big”. That’s not what the fuck happened. She got kicked out because she SHOWED too much breast, not because they are large. Stop saying that shit, it’s 100% different. Getting kicked out for simply having big breasts is illegal, getting kicked out for showing too much is totally legal in school.

Which brings me to my next point…

#2 – This is a prime example of inequality. But not the way you think.

Look, I’m all for equality. If you look at any of my politically charged blogs or any of my POVs you would see that the main issues I confront are the unfair inequalities in this world. I think when it comes to obesity and how we treat certain people it is down right disgusting as a society and extremely wrong.

BUT. The point of equality is to treat people EQUAL. Negatively or positively, it must be equal. Just like how you can’t be treated differently in a negative way because you are obese means you don’t get special privileges as well.

I can think of AT LEAST 5-10 skinny, small-breasted, girls that got kicked out of my proms for wearing outrageous shit or outfits deemed to scandalous by the school. I would say with the exception of one or two of them that 100% deserved to be kicked out for their crazy ass outfit, the majority were not that bad. I thought a few of them were unfairly kicked out and their outfit wasn’t a big deal.

You know what happened next? Nothing. No news story. No press. No public outrage. The chicks either changed their shit or said fuck prom. Girls get kicked out of prom and school (especially Halloween) all the fucking time for controversial or scandalous outfits. This shit happens every year! It has nothing to do with breast or body size. Most of these girls were skinny and small breasted. You can’t go crying about injustices towards obesity when this shit happens to skinny/small breasted girls in every school in the country, every fucking year.

Doing so would be promoting inequality and thus saying that bigger girls should be treated special. It happens every fucking year to girls of all different shapes and titty sizes. It’s called equality son. Shame on her fucking parents for going with this as well.

#3 – The school did nothing illegal, or unjust, but did they break an unwritten rule of our society?

Like I said, there is nothing illegal or unjust about this, but they did potentially break an unwritten rule of our society? That is: the bigger you are, the more breast you can show.

I see this shit walking down the street of NYC every day. A big girl with her breasts popping out of the top. You can just see the seams of her shirt holding on for dear life. Some of it is choice, but for others, like the parents said, it’s just what a big breasted girl is going to look like. There’s not much you can do about it. Either way, nobody freaks out or starts some big uproar when you see it. You just keep on, keeping on. Because everyone knows the female code of the streets is the bigger you are, the more breast you can show, and everyone else can’t say shit about it.

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Rockabye Baby! Lullaby Renditions of Ye and Hov

Yo I hysterically laughed as soon as I heard one of my favorite songs flipped on some Lullaby shit. Then like 20 seconds later I thought to myself … when I have kids (Knock on wood in the future not anytime until I stack a couple mill) I will 100% rather listen to this then any other terrible Lullaby shit. I remember what my little sister listened to. I was 6 and I hated all of that shit. Then I found the Hov Discography

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and now it’s been 20 minutes and I ran it back and I’m bout to go take a nap real quick.

@oakshades

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How To Catch A White Girl…

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lol. My homie @OHGI_DAC30 posted this and I bugged out. Not sure how old it is, but goddam that’s funny.

UGG Boots + Nutella + Starbucks is like the Pythagorean theorem for catching a white girl.

@Wave_Bandana / Blogs

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NJ Shore Fiends

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This is 5pm in DJais at the Jersey shore. 5pm. It looks like this at 1pm too. At 11pm no one knows what the fuck it looks like because everyone is so blacked out, but I’m guessing it looks like this just even more fiended.

The Super Mookin’ Fiends were back at DJais this weekend. @Oakshades is going to write something up soon, but I just want to reiterate, every FIEND needs to go down and experience it for a weekend.

I don’t care if you are black, white, asian, brown, gay, straight, rich, poor, religious, WHATEVER THE FUCK YOUR CREED OR ETHNICITY, you need to experience that level of fiend.

It will put shit in perspective. Trust us, fiends.

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Food + Germs and Shit

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An undated photo of an unidentified Taco Bell employee getting unhygienically intimate with a stack of taco shell was posted yesterday evening to the Taco Bell Facebook page along with the caption, “This sure says a lot about your employees, food treatment, and what they post on the internet.”

Though the exact location of the Taco Bell where this unappetizing behavior took place remains unclear, several Facebook commenters are claiming the photo was snapped in Ridgecrest, California.

Though the photo was posted on its official Facebook page, Taco Bell has yet to respond to concerns raised by its customers concerning the possibility that these shells were earmarked for public consumption.

Aight so I saw this on Reddit and it pissed me off cause I definitely have crushed a few Tacos from TB in the past but then I realized that if you think about it … We let complete random strangers touch our food 95% of the time. Not only are these strangers cooking our food and shit. They are strangers cooking food that we know nothing about in a kitchen that could be sparkling clean … our rat infested and we would never know at all. You know what? I don’t give a fuck. I grew up in huge apartment buildings in NYC. You know what happens if you don’t keep your kitchen clean? Roaches and Mice. You know what happens if you do keep your kitchen clean but your neighbors don’t? ROACHES AND FUCKING MICE. I’m gonna go out on a limb and say that 90% of restaurants in NYC are fucking filthy. That bodega you bought your breakfast sandwich at … the dude didn’t lick your bun but I wouldn’t be surprised if the Bacon he used was tap danced on by a spider and is from 3 days ago. Long story short. A hair in your food sucks but it’s better then a rat. Employees like this fuckboi deserve to be punched in the dick. But as a whole … MAN THE FUCK UP PEOPLE. WE GOT BACON EGG AND CHEESES ON DONUTS FOR CHRISTS SAKE, SHITTY PEOPLE MIGHT PUT THEIR GERMS ON YOUR FOOD.

@oakshades

PS. FIRE THIS NIGGA TACO BELL

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When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong: Michael Douglas Says His Throat Cancer Was Caused By An STD From Muff Diving

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LONDON (Associated Press) — Actor Michael Douglas says that his throat cancer was caused by a virus he contracted by performing oral sex on women. 

The Guardian newspaper published an interview Monday in which Douglas blamed cunnilingus for the grave malady that was diagnosed in 2010.

The 68-year-old Douglas has been free of cancer for more than two years after receiving extensive chemotherapy and has returned to acting.

He told the newspaper his cancer had been caused by having contracted the human papillomavirus (HPV), which he said led to cancer.

“It’s a sexually transmitted disease,” Douglas said of the virus. “From cunnilingus. I mean, I did worry if the stress caused by my son’s incarceration didn’t help trigger it. But yeah, it’s a sexually transmitted disease that causes cancer. And if you have it, cunnilingus is also the best cure for it. That’s right,” says Douglas. “It giveth and it taketh.”

Son.

I was JUST talking to Bas and Oakshades last night about the bad side of eating pussy and then I see this shit. Has to be a sign.

If you know me or follow the blog, you know I’m a huge advocate of Muff Diving. I think it’s the most powerful weapon you have and I think you’re an idiot if you don’t eat out your women as much as possible. They will love the shit out of you and then you basically get a free nut after.

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Bacon Egg and Cheese on a Glazed Donut

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DUNKIN DONUTS IS WILDIN.

Dunkin’ Donuts is driven by our customers and their wants and needs. We’ve seen the savory and sweet combination becoming more and more popular. Our Waffle Breakfast Sandwich and Sausage Pancake Bites were great starting points for delivering these flavor profiles. We want to help guests discover their love of combining sweet and savory, and I think the Glazed Donut Breakfast Sandwich is a great way to do that. If this trend continues, we’d love to explore more options to offer additional menu items with these flavor combinations.

I don’t know if I’ve ever been more disgusted and hungry at the same time. I want thirty of these and wanna see Dunkin Donuts’ license to serve food taken away. How am I not supposed to order this the next time I’m high as fuck in D&D???

@oakshades

PS. This sammich has 360 calories in it. The Turkey Sausage Egg and Cheese sandwich at D&D has 400 calories in it. HOW THE FUCK DOES A BACON EGG AND CHEESE ON A GLAZED DONUT HAVE LESS CALORIES THEN THE ONLY HEALTHYISH LOOKING THING AT D&D????

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