Chocolate Frosted Donut – Sausage, Egg & Cheese

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Did I just blow your fucking mind or what?

Ever since @oakshades posted that article about Dunkin Donuts coming out with breakfast sandwiches on glazed donuts I’ve been craving that shit.   Last night, Fiend Geo and I went to take out a bunch of trash bags from the weekend. In the 30 seconds it took to do that we decided to pick up 2 XL Digiorno Pizzas and these suckers at Dunkin’ Donuts. Then something amazing happened.

They actually ran out of glazed Donuts after I ordered. They could only make one. Fiend Geo wasn’t having that shit at all. He started arguing trying get them to make it on a chocolate glazed donut. Apparently, this is like heavily against Dunkin’ Donuts protocol. The 2 workers were freaking the fuck out. Yelling at each other in another language, then yelling at us. Geo fought them for mad long and didn’t back down.

It was a pretty crazy scene, even for a fiended out NYC Dunkin’ Donuts at midnight on a weeknight. The workers had another heated exchange in another language and then finally gave in.

You are now looking at the freak, taboo, Chocolate Frosted Donut – Sausage, Egg & Cheese. We broke the rules of Dunkin’ Donuts, this shit is illegal baby. This would be like if Taco Bell gave us a Cool Ranch Locos Taco back when they only had the regular Doritos ones.

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PS – Oh. This shit was delicious. I’m not kidding. The regular glazed one is amazing too. I don’t know how but it just works. It’s not too sweet and sugary or anything. I can’t stress enough how good it is.

But at the same time I feel like absolute shit and I think I had a mini heart attack. Don’t ever eat this combo late at nigh:

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Sums up the weekend…

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Another fiend weekend from Hell. I feel so bad for the future SMF grandchildren. Each weekend we take another year off our lives and thus another major milestone in our grandchildren’s’ lives will be missed. They are going to be the kids at graduation with mad extra tickets because they have no grandparents to give them shits to.

2 quick notes on the weekend:


While blacked out we randomly found this fiend @DizNiz32‘s drivers license in the middle of the Jersey Shore on the street. He was there last weekend. Not sure what this fiend has been driving around with the whole last week, but what a #FiendMiracle.


Fiend Lu almost burnt the shore house down and killed us all because he was playing with candles at 5am. Literally goes against everything you have ever been taught about fire safety. Thankfully it was a failed arsone attempt but he instead settled for ruining the rug forever:

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We look at the people on TV and the radio and expect them to be bigger then us. We put them on this pedestal. We shower them with attention and money. Some treat them as gods. Miguel is a real ass dude. He bleeds just like I do. He is so talented but he doesn’t see it as a reason to talk down to someone or treat someone like shit. This story was dope. It might be my favorite one so far.


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Annoy A Cop … Get Charged With A Felony

New York Senate Bill 2402 would effectively make it a class E felony to “annoy” so-called peace officers.
The bill, in part, reads:


YOOOOOOOOOOO!This is ridiculous. I feel like I annoy cops just by being in their vicinity. I’m a huge black dude that looks pretty menacing at times. FOUR FUCKING YEARS???? This is crazy. This gives the cops the green light to arrest anyone and just lie in regards to why they have been arrested. If a cop tries to stop and frisk me right now, I’m gonna hit this nigga with a shit ton of educated talk. You know what that would do to a cop? ANNOY THE FUCK OUT OF HIM. I get pushed. I mouth off. I get pushed again. I swat away a hand. BAM. Felony. This is fucking bugged out. This is pretty much a greenlight for cops to become even bigger bullies then they are right now. This shit better not pass.


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100 High Schoolers Kicked Off Flight for Not Turning Off Cell Phones


I woulda bet every cent I have on the fact that these students were some hoodrats from BK. An all Jewish set?? What the fuck?

Student Jonathan Zehavi said he felt they were targeted because they are an identifiably Jewish group. “They treated us like we were terrorists; I’ve never seen anything like it. I’m not someone to make these kinds of statements,” Zehavi said. “I think if it was a group of non-religious kids, the air stewardess wouldn’t have dared to kick them off.”

I’m sorry. Come again? Racists? This shit is so fucking funny. This is a classic white kids gone wild kinda scenario. Terrible. Fucking kids. You young high school mugs need to grow the fuck up. Yeshiva in Flatbush. HAHAHAHAAHAHAH. This shit is too funny to me man.


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Butt Wipes

I peeped this yesterday and didn’t think it was funny enough to post on it’s own … but then as I was taking a huge dump this am reading the interwebs and shit, I peeped a huge article talking about how weird it is for grownups to use Butt Wipes. I don’t think that shit is weird at all. I’ve been wiping my own ass for like what 23 or 24 years now. Shit is gross man. No ifs ands or … BUTTs about it (that pun was so intended that I’m kinda embarrassed at how corny it was). Butt wipe proponents will hit you with the, “you don’t clean your body with dry paper do you?” arguement whenever this convo comes up. They’re 100% correct. We wouldn’t go run a few miles and then pat ourselves dry with TP. We’d hop in the shower lather up and make sure we don’t smell like shit. Why should my butthole deserve worse treatment? That being said. I’m not paying for buttwipes until I have a baby. I will use the fuck outta some buttwipes tho. And if the Dollar Shave Club homies are reading this. Send me some buttwipes and I’ll report back to the fiends on how fire/not fire they are. Long story short. Clean your buttholes people. You never know when you’re gonna get your next rimjob.


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Mom of Shooting Victim Arrested For Assault of News Reporter

Aight. So I’m torn on this shit. First thing … HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I watched this video and just laughed from start to end. I love the VO of the reporter telling the story. Her running away in that ridiculous Barney dress in high heels as the pitbulls just run around her snapping at her mic. That shit is priceless. She is so scared and so sad. Too funny. Fucked up? Yea. You can’t do this ma. Throw the rocks. Threaten with the bat. Don’t send your animals to bite the fucking news reporter. That’s how you end up in jail and they end up put to sleep. This shit should be illegal tho. You shouldn’t be allowed to run up on someone’s property with a news crew like that. You also shouldn’t be a sloppy mess who apparently hates white people and uses her pets as weapons. This is ‘Murica at it’s finest.


PS. Crazy shit is that a girl got shot and that is now the secondary story.
PPS. Gotta love the news

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Dialect Maps Show Americans Speak English Totally Differently And Shit (And One “Big” Debate)

Joshua Katz, a Ph. D student in statistics at North Carolina State University, just published a group of awesome visualizations of Professor Bert Voux’s linguistic survey that looked at how Americans pronounce words.

via Business Insider

I love shit like this. Just further indication that we Americans can’t really agree on anything. Now some of these are kind of obvious, and you can see all of them here. It’s obvious almost every Super Mookin Fiend will ride with the northeast deviation, especially when you look above and that of course the correct term here is “soda.” I mean, these chickens do love soda after all.

Another obvious one below:

Okay, I guess I see you upstate New York. Anyone else is just down that Carmel is the car service with the 666-6666 jingle and carra-mel is the stuff in your Milky Way. Fine, I guess I don’t really care how you pronounce this. I find these interesting and all, but truthfully I don’t care about most. All Americans are pronouncing “pecan” differently. Who gives a shit about how we say “bowie knife.” Of course the south runs with “y’all” while many others go with “you guys.” Apparently New England runs with “rotary” instead of “traffic circle” and middle America…well I guess they don’t have roads or something because they don’t have  a name for it.

But here’s the one that REALLY gets me.

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Born Sinner Track Listing


Cole just tweeted this.

New York Times feat. 50 Cent and Bas – J.Cole


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A Few Quick Thoughts On This Whole “Chick Got Kicked Out Of Prom For Big Boobs” Story


A high school senior from Washington says she was left embarrassed and humiliated after being denied entry to her senior prom because her breasts are too big.

Brittany Minder of Silverdale was excited to show off her new strapless dress, but was prohibited from entering the dance because school officials felt she was showing too much cleavage.

“In my opinion, I feel that it is because I’m bigger chested and there is more cleavage that you can see, and there’s nothing I could really do about that,” Brittany told KOMO News.

Central Kitsap High School’s dress code does allow strapless dresses, but only if the cleavage is covered.

Brittany’s dad, however, says it is near impossible for his daughter to fully cover any decolletage. “A girl like Brittany should not have to go to a dance in a burlap sack because she’s large busted,” he said.

Added Brittany’s mother: “All women are not created equal, and you can not compare a golf ball to a grapefruit. It ain’t gonna happen.”

The teen eventually agreed to obscure her bosom with a shawl and was allowed in. But it just wasn’t the same, and she left after about an hour.

“I felt self-conscious and they took the magic out of the night,” Brittany said. “It was tough being there after all that happened. I didn’t feel comfortable. I already had a blow to my self-esteem. I didn’t really want to be there anymore.”


@Oakshades sent me this story yesterday when it was “breaking news” and told me to blog about it. I said fuck no, because it’s retarded and no one would care. Sure enough it’s been on the news and every website since then. When I saw it again being discussed on the news this morning, I decided to share a few thoughts.

#1 – Stop saying she got kicked out for big tits.

It keeps being reported as: “Teen Prohibited from Attending Prom Because Her Breasts Are Too Big”. That’s not what the fuck happened. She got kicked out because she SHOWED too much breast, not because they are large. Stop saying that shit, it’s 100% different. Getting kicked out for simply having big breasts is illegal, getting kicked out for showing too much is totally legal in school.

Which brings me to my next point…

#2 – This is a prime example of inequality. But not the way you think.

Look, I’m all for equality. If you look at any of my politically charged blogs or any of my POVs you would see that the main issues I confront are the unfair inequalities in this world. I think when it comes to obesity and how we treat certain people it is down right disgusting as a society and extremely wrong.

BUT. The point of equality is to treat people EQUAL. Negatively or positively, it must be equal. Just like how you can’t be treated differently in a negative way because you are obese means you don’t get special privileges as well.

I can think of AT LEAST 5-10 skinny, small-breasted, girls that got kicked out of my proms for wearing outrageous shit or outfits deemed to scandalous by the school. I would say with the exception of one or two of them that 100% deserved to be kicked out for their crazy ass outfit, the majority were not that bad. I thought a few of them were unfairly kicked out and their outfit wasn’t a big deal.

You know what happened next? Nothing. No news story. No press. No public outrage. The chicks either changed their shit or said fuck prom. Girls get kicked out of prom and school (especially Halloween) all the fucking time for controversial or scandalous outfits. This shit happens every year! It has nothing to do with breast or body size. Most of these girls were skinny and small breasted. You can’t go crying about injustices towards obesity when this shit happens to skinny/small breasted girls in every school in the country, every fucking year.

Doing so would be promoting inequality and thus saying that bigger girls should be treated special. It happens every fucking year to girls of all different shapes and titty sizes. It’s called equality son. Shame on her fucking parents for going with this as well.

#3 – The school did nothing illegal, or unjust, but did they break an unwritten rule of our society?

Like I said, there is nothing illegal or unjust about this, but they did potentially break an unwritten rule of our society? That is: the bigger you are, the more breast you can show.

I see this shit walking down the street of NYC every day. A big girl with her breasts popping out of the top. You can just see the seams of her shirt holding on for dear life. Some of it is choice, but for others, like the parents said, it’s just what a big breasted girl is going to look like. There’s not much you can do about it. Either way, nobody freaks out or starts some big uproar when you see it. You just keep on, keeping on. Because everyone knows the female code of the streets is the bigger you are, the more breast you can show, and everyone else can’t say shit about it.

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