Russian Bears = Huffing #Fiends

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These brown bears in Russia’s far east have developed a habit of sniffing discarded barrels formerly filled with aviation fuel until they pass out.

The containers were left in the Kronotsky Nature Reserve and the nearby creatures picked on their strong smell of kerosene and gasoline.

The animals love this smell so much that they have begun deeply inhaling the fumes for minutes at a time before digging shallow holes for themselves to lie in once they’ve achieved their desired state.

These bears are suspected to be of the largest brown bears in the world, weighing 1,200 pounds. The fuel is used to power generators and helicopters used by nature reserve workers.

Photos were taken by Igor Shpilenok, 52, who spent seven months documenting this specific community of bears.

Igor said that some of the bears have become so addicted to these barrels that they stalk deporting helicopters, waiting for them to take off and leave drops of fuel into the hard soil for them to sniff.

LOOK AT THESE #FIENDS !!!!

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HAHAHAHAH. They look like us at 5:45 PM on a Wednesday. All these mugs wanna do is smoke on some Gas and watch last weeks Game of Cheeks reruns with the homies. Imagine if someone introduced Molly to these mugs!!! They’d be listening to Levels on repeat grinding their bear dicks all over bear hoes.

@oakshades

PS. WHAT DO BEARS LOOK LIKE WHEN THEY ARE FUCKING?

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The UN – “Yo #FIENDS Eat Bugs” Me – “FUCK NO”

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The report by the UN Food and Agriculture Organization says that eating insects could help boost nutrition and reduce pollution. It notes than over 2 billion people worldwide already supplement their diet with insects.

However it admits that “consumer disgust” remains a large barrier in many Western countries. Wasps, beetles and other insects are currently “underutilised” as food for people and livestock, the report says. Insect farming is “one of the many ways to address food and feed security”.

“Insects are everywhere and they reproduce quickly, and they have high growth and feed conversion rates and a low environmental footprint,” according to the report.

I feel like we’re about to be in WW3. I am not ready to eat fucking bugs yet. Why the fuck is the UN telling us to do this? I’m just not bout that life.

However it admits that “consumer disgust” remains a large barrier in many Western countries.

FUCK YEA I’M DISGUSTED. My pops aint move to NYC at the age of 16 by himself so I can be snacking on roaches and shit. FUCK THAT.

@oakshades

PS. NOW… If someone made some fire shit and it was DELICIOUS and got a bad bitch to trick me into trying it first… maybe I’d eat some goddamn bugs but that shit is still gross and now I got goosebumps and shit.

VIA

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Whitney Houston Fiend Kicked Off Air Plane

An American Airlines flight from Los Angeles en route to JFK was forced to make an emergency landing in Kansas City after an unruly passenger was deemed a threat to the crew for refusing to stop singing Whitney Houston songs.

“The woman was being disruptive and was removed from the plane for interfering with the flight crew,” said Kansas City International Airport spokesman Joe McBride. “There was a federal air marshal on the aircraft, who subdued the woman and put her in cuffs and removed her from the plane.”

Stealth footage captured by another passenger shows the unidentified woman being escorted off the plane while singing Houston’s iconic cover of Dolly Parton’s “I Will Always Love You.”

After being released from custody, the woman was reportedly refused service by American Airlines and had to make alternative travel arrangement to reach her final destination.

According to the spokesman, the passenger blamed her behavior on diabetes.

I’d have been arrested for punching this fiend in the fucking face. Airplane etiquette has to be one of the few things in this world I get violent about. Diabetes? Drooog has Diabetes… that nigga has never spent 3 hours singing Aretha Franklin’s greatest hits in my presence. If this chick is certifiably insane, then ok cool, get her on some meds. If she is sane? Lock this fiend up for 5-8 years for being a dickhead.

@oakshades

VIA

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Super Mookin Sunday Funday : Anchorman 2

FUCK YES.

We are all facing blunts and then going to see this.

LET’S FUCKING GOOOOO!!!!

@oakshades

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#NP Ignition Remix – Kellz

It’s the freakin weekend baby I’m about to FIEND.

@oakshades

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Concert Etiquette 101: Just Don’t Do This Shit When You’re At A Show

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On Tuesday the Dow Jones hit an all-time high. That same night when I was seeing James Blake I think concert etiquette hit an all-time low.

Maybe I’m a snob. I cut my teeth as early as the 7th grade in the fervent world of punk and emo, where all that mattered was how loud you could scream lyrics. Not having a voice became a weekly occurrence for me and my thighs or stomach were constantly black and blue from being pressed into low stages or barricades. I’d wait in lines in 20 degree weather (ah, December 14th, 2003) for upwards of 10 or 12 hours, wondering how I could pass the time in the damp cold. I’d do all of this over again because I loved every second of it.

But this isn’t about me. This is about some other people. This is about the same people who probably suck at the movie theater or any function that requires cognizance of your surroundings to display even the most obvious of decency. Most of this should be old hat, but I just need to vent.

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Dude, You’re Naked And Your Guts Are Hanging Out

How about this shit!?

I wish I could say the superhuman powers provided by some solid nuggets can grant you the pain masking ability to walk around your neighborhood naked with your guts hanging out, but I’m gonna go ahead and say this is PCP. I think the guy shaking the tree at the beginning like Chicka Chicka Boom Boom is a dead giveaway. “Oh shit my guts are hanging out, better shake this tree!” And check out that one guy getting ice cream. Acting like nothing is happening, as if this kind of shit happened every Tuesday in the hood. NBD, let me get the WWF bar with the Undertaker on it please.

And what’s up with “call the amberlamps?” It strikes again! Girl, put down the fucking phone and call the “amberlamps” yourself.

-Droog

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Mean Tweets

I would watch an hour of this every night. I would open it up to a round table discussion where celebrities could sit down with their haters and chop it up. I think we’d find that about 80% of the people who hate on people on Twitter would suck their dick (or vagina) in real life. We are miserable people who love to tell everyone how miserable they are.

@oakshades

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PUMPCAST NEWS

1. This video legitimately made me smile.
2. Could they have found a jollier negro?
3. This dude makes me look like Suge Knight.
4. The funniest thing I’ve ever seen from the Jay Leno show… doesn’t have Jay Leno in it.
5. White people… if black people are singing and you have the opportunity to joint them… always join them. We’re mad fun and shit.

@oakshades

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TRAIN YOUR MIND

You can make the train go in the opposite direction if you focus.

@oakshades

PS. #WAKEANDBAKE

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