Cowboys Fan Flips His Shit Over Seahawks Loss

Sometimes (read: never) I feel kind of bad for Cowboys fans.

In the early to mid 90′s you are on top of the fucking world. I’m a Giants fan and I’m beyond euphoric that I’ve been lucky enough to witness two Super Bowl titles only four years apart. Note how I don’t say “blessed” because if “God” isn’t stopping massacres of kids in Syria, he better not care about my football rooting preferences. Get your priorities straight dickhead.

But now the panic sets in as the glory days fade. No Super Bowl’s in 17 years. Beating the Eagles in the first round in 2010 was their first playoff win since ’96. Your quarterback looks like the biggest tool ever rocking a backwards Starter cap. Hosting hide-and-seek bachelor parties in the woods with no alcohol. You know, cool stuff.

But back to the dude in this video. I have to watch football with this man because it literally sounds like their shit loss to Seattle ruined his year. Just no recovery. More than anything, I need, need, need to get this guy and the “WAS THAT PIERRE-PAUL!?” guy together. I cannot believe that video is no longer on YouTube, but if we got these two together and had them watch a Cowboys vs. Giants game it would only make sense to pay-per-view livestream it and donate the profits to anger management clinics.

-Droog

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Sensation White – Lineup Announced

Pretty goddamn excited for this. That is all.

@oakshades

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Chicago in a Nutshell

Stay safe out there @fiendjota and @omen…

@oakshades
VIA

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Goddamnit I Miss Tiger

Look at how happy he was. Just crushing Hooters whores and winning tourneys. Life was so simple for him. We miss you Tiger.

VIA

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Niggas In Paris (FAN VIDEO)

Kinda dope. Still not as ill as Bas’ idea for the video.

@oakshades

PS. We will shoot Bas’ idea when we drop that NIP freestyle

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Diane Von Furstenberg Thru Glass

This is pretty damn cool. This needs to happen at Music Festivals immediately. Yo Google holla at your boy man.

@oakshades

PS. I know 30 chicks who are badder then all of these ‘Models’

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Skittles Understands Commercials

Seriously this is flawless. Doesn’t make sense. Promotes the brand. Niggas who find shit like this funny will share with all their friends. Great execution. This will be in your FB feed within the next week.

@oakshades

PS. Meanwhile over here I’m trying to make a client feel like Nike with Hermes ideas but the budget is for Kmart ideas… HOORAY FACEBOOK QUIZZES!

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The NYC Soda Ban Kinda Explained

Shit as long as I can still crush Treintas from Starbucks there are 0 fucks given about this bullshit over here bruh.

@oakshades

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My iPhone Auto-Correct Is Finally Starting to Get Me…

YERRRRRPPPPPP YEEEEERRRRRRRRPPPPPP

Hahah that’s what’s up iPhone. Finally starting to get the lingo.

Now if I can just get this whore Siri to stop changing “Yo” to “To” when I start a sentence. How many times a year do I start a sentence with “To”? Maybe 5? I start with “Yo” everyday. That shit drives me fucking nuts.

@Wave_Bandana

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Amber Lounge Hates Gays But Loved SMF

That is the face of a fiend that is completely bodied off of multiple substances including some bomb ass sour mooked from a cigar in the VIP of a place called Amber Lounge. Please proceed to read this article I came across when reading the Daily News.

The owner of a small chain of Asian restaurants — two in Greenwich Village, of all places — canceled a same-sex wedding party after saying gay and feng shui don’t go together, a lawsuit charges.
Newlyweds Barrett Greene and Thomas Eng say the owner violated their civil rights. Greene, 50, is a plumbing contractor from upstate New York, and Eng, 38, is a Manhattan-based computer professional.
They met on a cruise ship in 2004 and had a jet-setting romance before deciding to make it official with a wedding this summer. They decided to have a rehearsal dinner at Amber Village, and also have their big day catered by the Asian fusion joint at Sixth Ave. and 10th St. On March 23, Greene met with manager Tommy Ho to plan a rehearsal dinner for 40 and reception food for 200 guests, court papers say. Ho took a $750 deposit for the dinner, charging it to Greene’s American Express card. Exactly a week later, Ho called to say the event might have to be moved to to Amber, a sister restaurant on Christopher St. — a short stroll from the birthplace of the gay pride movement.

But that plan was short-lived, according to the suit filed in Manhattan Supreme Court.
The couple contends that later that same day, a senior manager of Amber Village — a man identified only as Mr. Fong — summoned Ho. “Fong was visibly angry and told Ho that he didn’t want any ‘gay parties’ at Amber Village,” the suit charges. “Fong instructed Ho to ‘make an excuse’ and tell Greene that his rehearsal dinner could not take place at Amber Village and that his wedding could not be catered by them either. “Fong also told Ho that it’s ‘very bad’ for Amber Village to book ‘gay parties’ and that big groups of ‘gay partyers’ are especially bad for feng shui.” Then, according to the suit, Fong fired Ho, who could not be reached for comment. Feng shui is an ancient art that dictates where objects should be placed in a room to promote harmony and good fortune. Restaurant owner Qi Yeng Lin did not return calls, but the manager of the Christopher St. location said he was surprised by the allegation.

“Feng shui has to do with luck and fortune. It has to do with where do you put your plants and flowers, your furniture. It has nothing to do with who are your clients,” Bo Lee said. He denied the company would discriminate against gays. “This is the West Village. We don’t turn away anyone,” Lee said. “We have gay managers.” Greene and Eng are seeking unspecified damages. They note that Amber Village — which closed in June — never refunded their deposit. Despite the early hitch, their love story had a happy ending. The couple, who registered at Tiffany’s, got married in a rooftop ceremony at the Midtown Loft and Terrace on 29th St. on June 9. Their wedding website doesn’t say anything about that venue’s feng shui, though it does note that the teak lattice flooring might “pose some difficulty for women in very slender heels.”

This shit had me dying man. Amber doesn’t let Gays have parties at their spots… but they let the Fiends throw parties there where we were at least 500 people over legal capacity and were popping bottles uptop in the VIP and mooking CIGARS filled with bomb ass sour. This 100% happened. You will illegally serve minors alcohol, jeopardize everyone’s lives and let 30 fiends pack the VIP and smoke weed but you won’t take some gay niggas’ money.

GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!

@oakshades

PS. I don’t remember which one of this niggas was the dude we used to work with at Amber but that nigga had the worst breath of all time b. OF ALL TIME.

PS. Shouts to DJ Smalley for hooking us with tunes for those parties. Good times man… Good times.

***Wave Bandana Edit***

I have zero issues or problems with same sex marriage. I do however have a problem with anyone, straight or gay, that would WANT to have any part of a SACRAMENT in Amber Lounge. Fucking Amber Lounge??? Are you kidding me? That would be like having a baptism at 13 Step or a bar mitzvah at Pour House. I wouldn’t bring a girl considered a 1-4 on the 1-10 scale to Amber, let alone my wife. I honestly think that piece of shit is like 5 steps down from it’s shit hole neighbor Artica.

The bigot Asian dude did these people a favor.

@Wave_Bandana

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