Kobe Bryant = Fake Louis Bag

I’m not hating… that much. As a 24 year old I’ve come to accept Kobe as an amazing basketball player. That being said. Look how much this nigga swag jacked MJ. I understand b. I practiced everyone of his moves too and I can’t lie and say I wouldn’t have been a carbon copy of MJ if I could. I dunno. This shit is creepy regardless.

@oakshades

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DMX – Undisputed (Album Preview)

I just hope to God this album gets some sort of love. I need this one. Not a lot of my favorite rappers are making music anymore.

I can’t judge the album from some snippets. Only an idiot would do that. But there were a few joints that caught my attention from the preview for sure.

I can not fucking wait for DMX at Rock the Bells this weekend. I’ve been looking forward to shit for months. 100% worth the price of admission  I don’t care what anyone has said. By the way, SMF gonna be creating some content for High Times again at Rock the Bells this year. OakShades, Gunna, and some fiends gonna be there. Come fuck with us and mook.

@Wave_Bandana

PS – Shout out to Elite. He produced two different songs on this album. Can’t wait to buy this shit.

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Jay-Z X NBA 2K13 – Trailer

I hate to post this because I don’t want to take any shine or attention from Madden. It’s Madden and football time that should be the only shit that matters.

But I mean this shit is Hov and NBA 2K, like how can I flex on that? My man Shawn Kemp made the trailer. Never disrespect Shawn Kemp.

@Wave_Bandana

PS – @CedBreeze claims he’s at 200+ W’s in 2k12. Bas think he nice too. @oakshades is buns. I’m the best Madden and 2K player in the set. They can have Fifa.

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Muscle Music

Old Spice Muscle Music from Terry Crews on Vimeo.

These niggas do it again. FUCK. You don’t understand how annoying these Old Spice niggas are. Every fucking client trys to get my agency to emulate these fucks or the Dos Equis fucks.

@oakshades

PS. I worked with a dude who helped come up with the Dos Equis campaign. He said that they literally did no work and got shitfaced during every brain storm session before the settled on a hybrid of the Old Spice guy and Chuck Norris jokes.

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The Fiends Just Had Another Meeting With HighTimes Magazine

This is how we reacted when we walked into the Editor’s office and he had a huge freshly mooked bong on his desk and then told us he loves our shit.

@oakshades

PS. Shit is getting interesting ladies and gents. THE mook magazine loves our shit. Are you kidding me? This is what dreams are made of.

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Champagne For The Pain

Shit is real fitting for Wave Bandana right now. That soundtrack to your life shit. Shouts to Red Cafe and Jeezy for droppin this at the right time for me.

@Wave_Bandana

PS – I don’t think I heard my man Red Cafe since he was on one of the most stolen beats of the year:

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Javelin To The Neck

A sporting official in Germany has died after being struck in the throat by a javelin, police said.

The 74-year-old man was adjudicating at a youth athletics event in the western city of Düsseldorf when the incident happened late on Sunday, said police spokesman Andre Hartwig.

He was immediately taken to hospital but died of injuries early on Monday, Hartwig said. The local athletics association for Düsseldorf and Neuss identified the man as Dieter Strack.

“The popular and experienced sports judge was the victim of a tragic accident while carrying out his duties on 26 August,” the association said on its website. “All of us who were there are horrified and in shock.”

Hartwig said the 15-year-old athlete who threw the javelin was receiving psychological counselling.

Police have opened an investigation into the official’s death but initial indications were that it had been an accident, he added.

The competition in the Rath district of Düsseldorf was called off after the incident.

This lil nigga is the truth. Can you imagine waking up and getting ready to throw sharp pointy spears… only to throw one thru the neck of a judge. That’ll fuck up your weekend. My question tho is if this kid is really fucked up or just chilling. I like to think that I’m completely desensitized at this point in my life. Matter o fact, I’ve been desensitized since a young 10 year old oakshades went on Rotten.com and saw beheadings and acid dripped on vaginas. So I’d like to think that if I threw a javelin threw an old guy’s neck that I’d be like OH SHIT and be remorseful and shit but knowing me I’d be like… BUT MY NIGGA I JUST MURKED THAT DUDE WITHOUT TRYING. SWAG ME THE FUCK OUT.

@oakshades

PS. All jokes aside RIP cause that’s gotta be bottom 10 ways to get murked

VIA

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Balloon Love

I would pay thousands of dollars to be allowed to run in that room and pop every one of this nigga’s balloons.

@oakshades

PS. This clip doesn’t even do this nigga justice. I need to find the longer version. It’s fucking amazing. This is the funniest/weirdest/saddest shit I’ve ever seen.
PPS. THIS NIGGA CRIED WHEN THE CASHIER POPPED A BALLOON BY MISTAKE.
PPPS. HE STEALS BALLOONS FROM CAR LOTS ‘FREEING THEM’
PPPPS. HE HAS A DRIVERS LICENSE AND EQUAL VOTING POWER TO YOU AND HE IS IN LOVE WITH BALLOONS.

PPPPPS. YESSSS FOUND LONGER CLIPS!

- Sorry fam. They pulled the videos. So I took those shits down.

@Wave_Bandana

 

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Electric Zoo Countdown PT. 2 + Intro to PLUR

Aight fiends, we got 5 muthafuckin days till Zoo. You know what that means? Crunch time, so Imma be layin the tune dosage on ya heavy.


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The Pleasure of

Filmmaker Vitùc captures the beauty of the simple things in everyday life.

I thought that the simplicity of this was extremely loud.

@oakshades

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