Throw Back Thursday #TBT: Styles P feat. Pharoahe Monch – The Life

Maybe I’m biased because Styles is one of my favorite rappers of my lifetime, but I really feel like this is not only one of the best rap songs, but best songs of any genre in the last decade (2000-2010).

You can count on me to play this record on #TBT multiple times throughout the year. I won’t stop until this track and album gets its full justice.

No homo, but sometimes I wake up in cold sweats when I think about what “A Gangster and a Gentlemen” really should have been. Don’t get me wrong, it was RIAA Certified Gold. But by no means does this album get the full respect it deserves. It never gets brought up in ANY conversations. THIS WAS A HOOD ALBUM. Yeah it had some radio hits like “Good Times” and “We Thugs” but more or less, Styles never sold out. This was an album catered to the hood but it was done so fucking well that you couldn’t not fuck with it no matter what your taste and preferences were. This should be universally loved and appreciated by all hip-hop fans. It applied to lyricist fans, hood music fans, beat/banger fans, and even the Pop music/white kids fans. There is not one bad song on this album. Most of the songs, from the production to the song/lyric structure were actually genius. I can’t say enough about how powerful, passionate, and authentic Styles’ vocals are. It’s rare to find this level of authenticity throughout an entire record nowadays.

What happened here was simply a lack of support and marketing by the label and management. Just a classic example of how in this industry it takes more than just a great product to sell. That’s why I hate when fucking commentors say “let the music speak for itself”. I wish that were true but it just isn’t. I understand the label’s reservations. It was the debut album of a regionally known hood rapper with a lot of drugs, violence, and gun play lyrics. I can understand why a bunch of old white people fucked this one up. But had they known the quality and range of what Styles’ delivered I think they regret not pushing this one harder. With a  product like this and the proper budget for marketing, promotional awareness, and distribution, who knows what this album could have really become.

I can’t change the past. All I ask is that when you teach your kids or younger generations about hip-hop and you get to the 2000′s (a sensitive era for most long time fans), you include A Gangster and A Gentlemen by Styles P.

This album is a certified Super Mookin’ Fiends Platinum Classic by

@Wave_Bandana

PS – The Pharoahe Monch song on Madden 2002 was the best sports video game original song of all time. No question about it (Ludacris was a close second though!)

PPS – Please go back and re-listen to this album. Please.

Bonus Track:

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Hump Day Fin~ (Storms Almost Over)

This is how I want to think of bitches and water.

Not everyone running around NYC like bitches cause of some water.

That was a bitch ass storm.

@Wave_Bandana

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Wild Fucking Hail Storm (Definitely HAARP Related)

This is happening right now.

TELL ME THIS ISN’T THE WORK OF HAARP OR ALIENS AND I WILL FIGHT YOU.

@oakshades

PS. I don’t remember Hail in NYC ever. <=== I smoke mad weed tho so take that with a grain of salt.

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CFL 129 yd TD Return

Aight here’s my idea. Bring back the XFL. Merge it with CFL. Have the NFL cop it. Have two NFL seasons. Every team now has an A team (Current NFL Teams) and then a B team (CFL + XFL Team). NFL plays it’s regular season and then immediately after the B season starts.

Who wouldn’t watch?

@oakshades

PS. Dead ass there’s something here. Watch for the F.S.P.N. write up in a few months.

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This @DODGE Commercial Is Awesome

I make commercials for a living. I just wrote 5 NFL commercial ideas for one of my accounts. You gotta come correct to impress me. Well me, wave, and three other fiends in the advertising world were watching some sporting event two days ago when we saw this. We stopped talking and watched for the entire commercial. That never happens. This is the best fucking commercial I’ve seen in a minute. They did everything that car commercials usually do but they did it without being corny and did it to a WTT track.

@oakshades

PS. Go figure… W+K Portland did this.
PPS. W+K IS THE BEST AGENCY IN THE WORLD <=== #DONTDEBATEMEBRO

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SUPER MOOKIN SUNDAY FUNDAY TRAILER – After Earth

Aight this looks kinda fire. I’m also a pretty big Will Smith fan and him and Jaden murdered Pursuit of Happiness so Imma give this a shot.

@oakshades

PS. One of the best #hatehard campaigns of all time is called the M. Night School. So you know how Shamalamadingdong killed a few movies and then out of nowhere seemed to lose it completely? Well his fan club… HIS FUCKING FAN CLUB, started a project whose lone goal was to to raise $150,000 to send the director back to NYU to re-learn the craft that originally won him acclaim…

THINK ABOUT THAT.

HIS FAN CLUB SAID BRO YOU ARE SO WACK WE WILL PAY FOR YOU TO GO BACK TO FILM SCHOOL.

PPS. They only raised $704.04.

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Legally Mooked – A Fiend In Jury Duty

So I got summoned to Jury Duty today. I love Law & Order, Franklin & Bash, and Legally Blonde, so when @oakshades suggested I come to Jury Duty super mooked I thought it was the best idea ever. I could live out all my court TV show fantasys while being super mooked. Awesome.

WORST. IDEA. EVER.

First off all this place is fucking crawling with Feds. What the fuck was I thinking? I’m a 6’7 fiend walking around brain dead mooked in the NYC Supreme Court house. I stand out like a motherfucker. I feel like everyone here knows I’m mooked. I reek of mook and everyone is giving me weird looks because I’ve fucked up like 9 different questionnaire forms. I could not be more paranoid here. Almost feels like that Vegas Special K incident.

I also handed in the most fiended out Summons of all time. When you get summoned they mail you an important form that you have to bring back to the court clerk. I mistakenly took this document for a piece of scrap paper and used it as a make-shift ash tray when we were mooking this blunt during #MookMondays. It kinda caught on fire a little bit, so not only are there burn marks and ash everywhere but I also accidentally ripped it into like 5 different pieces. So I just handed this poor lady a mooked, ashed, burnt, ripped up court document. She gave me one of those looks like “I deal with crackheads and methheads daily…yet you managed to out fiend them”.

So far shit has been boring as fuck. Maybe I got carried away, but I legitimately thought me and Jack McCoy would be in the trenches making decisions and shit. I was praying for a mook case so that I could get on my soap box and SET ALL THE FIENDS FREE BABY. NOT GUILTY. I would have settled for any case on the topics I discuss here at Super Mookin Fiends. Just any case where I could flex my muscles a little bit and make some attorneys look stupid as hell. As much as I really didn’t want to come here, you have to appreciate this process a little bit. I mean it really is our civil duty. There are some countries where the people don’t get any say at all. They just murder people they deem guilty. This is what being an American is all about.

But now it’s kinda like I just want to get the fuck out of here because im losing my high and shit is wack. They don’t show this boring ass part on TV. Waiting and paper work.

My gameplan is really to look as fiended as possible and just be myself. I filled my last questionnaire out like a fiend (as you can see above). But I’m confident with just being myself because there is no way any lawyer wants an educated, intelligent, highly opinionated person with common sense on their case. They want idiots that they can manipulate. In the first 30 seconds of speaking to me they will know 2 things about me. #1 – I know how people and the world really works and I can see right through your bullshit. #2 I’m a fucking FIEND and I will likely do the exact opposite of what you want just out of spite.

I just got called into a case. It’s an accident on a construction site…is that not the most stereotypical shit ever? I’ll let you fiends know how I do.

@Wave_Bandana

***UPDATE #1***

Already kicked the fuck off that case!

They wanted absolutely no part of me after the show I just put on. At this point I’ve been deprived of mook, cigarettes, and fiending for a solid 5 hours now. Those of you that know me personally know that I’m as nice and friendly as anyone. But when I don’t get my proper cigarette breaks I turn into an absolute cynical dickhead MONSTER. I answered literally every question the lawyer posed including hypotheticals like an asshole. In 3 mins I had half the potential jurors laughing as I undermioned the shit out of them.

I mean, yeah I was an asshole (it was funny though) but it was their fault. They literally screamed at us to be back from the break at 2pm. They made this whole big ordeal that we can’t start until everyone is back so if one person is late the whole 40 person group suffers. So of course at 2pm everyone is back except them. Then these dick head lawyers come strolling in at 2:18 and had the nerve to say “wow you guys took being here on time seriously”.

Really, you’re gonna treat us like shit? We’re all sitting here waiting for you Is your time more valuable than ours? Keep in mind WE HAVE TO BE HERE LEGALLY AND WERE SELECTED RANDOMELY. Some people in this room have WAY more money than these lawyers. Some have WAY more power. And some have done WAY more to impact the planent than these assholes trying to score a dime off some poor dude’s construction accident. I felt like that was the most disrespectful shit ever. You are wasting my fucking day and acting like you have control over me. Little did they know, I was so mad during their 18 minuetes they made us wait I did some research on their law firm…

Turns out they had some rough economic postings in the first quarter along with a few notable case losses. So after his asshole comment about taking the time thing seriously I stood up and said “Yes we did take it seriously. Do not waste my FUCKING time ever again. You don’t know who we are. You have no control over me nor have done anything noteworthy. You’re acting like your time is more valuable than ours, and after reviewing your firms first quarter economic and case losses, I can assure you its not”. (A little harsh but if you were there, trust me you would have felt the same way with these fucking douche bag faces they had)

They were fucking shocked. I don’t think they’ve been SON-ed like that ever. They started stuttering trying to defend the firm and shit. All the younger kids that looked like mook heads were crying laughing.

What happened next was actually some beautiful shit. A handful of older dudes stood up and supported me. One guy was talking about all the properties he owned that the lawyers could never afford and don’t waste his time either. Other people didn’t have as douchy of comments, but none the less it’s really dope when people of all different races, creeds, ages, and beliefs can come together and shit all over an asshole. That was a really beautiful fiend moment for me man. That’s what humanity is about. Coming together and connecting and shitting on the assholes. I love this shit.

5 minuets later I was excused from the case  ”for influencing other jurors” and “for past bias against the case”. They also excused anyone that laughed with me or supported me so I got some cheers, head nods, and daps on the way out.

I now have to sit and wait for more potential cases although they moved me to a more isolated section because they can already tell I’m gonna get the people to revolt soon.

Whatever fuck it. At least they gave me a break…

I’ll update soon.

@Wave_Bandana

PS – Best excuse I heard to get out of jury duty was to come with a huge bandage on my face. Cause nothing smells like a fiend like a big ass bandaid on your face . What could you have done to fuck your face up? Only something fiended. What a hilarious excuse.

PS – I am not trying to get kicked out. Simply relying on the fact that my true personality will keep me from having to serve. Although if I were selected I would take this shit seriously because I understand it’s peoples lives. I joke around and use satire but I do support the legal system at its core. So If I get picked don’t worry, I probably won’t even mook.

 

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FATHER YOUR CHILDREN : Skinny Jeans

I’m going to start a new series of posts that show either terrible parenting or awesome parenting. This shit right here??? This is awesome parenting. I grew up in the sag your pants era. Shit I’m not gonna lie… even the Uncle Tom ass Hampton’s summer shorts I’m wearing right now are sagging off as my ass. The difference? I don’t look like a fucking idiot wearing shorts 8x too small. Devil’s Advocate But don’t baggy pants look retarded sometimes too. Yes of course they do. You have to find a happy medium. This is not a happy medium. Why buy pants 4x too small only to wear them around your mid thigh. I don’t get it. Maybe it’s cause I’m turning into an old head.

@oakshades

RT. We gotta do a better a job raising the youth.

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TSA frisks man with ‘world’s largest penis’

The TSA at San Francisco International Airport frisked New Yorker Jonah Falcon after noticing his “very noticeable” package as he went through security on July 9.

“I said, ‘It’s my dick,’” Falcon told the Huffington Post, which claims Falcon has the “world’s largest penis.” “He gave me a pat down but made sure to go around [my penis] with his hands. They even put some powder on my pants, probably a test for explosives. I found it amusing.”

“I’m just gonna wear bike shorts from now on,” Falcon to HuffPo. “That way, they’ll know. You’d think the San Francisco TSA would have had experience with hung guys before, but I guess not.”

Perhaps most surprisingly, HuffPo reports, “The Guinness Book of World Records does not record such feats, but Falcon did show his standout feature to Huffington Post executive editor Buck Wolf.” Wolf’s official title is Executive Crime & Weird News Editor.

Falcon has reported repeatedly that his penis is 9 inches long while flaccid and 13.5 inches long while erect. His Twitter profile even describes him as, “Actor/writer, with the 13.5.” He appeared in a 1999 HBO documentary called “Private Dicks: Men Exposed.” Allegedly, pornography outlets contacted Falcon about appearing in films, but he hasn’t accepted.

San Francisco International Airport’s TSA did not respond to HuffPo’s request for comment.

Fuck you mean he hasn’t accepted offers to be in Porno? Who is gayer… this dude for not fucking hoes for cash or the TSA agent who was jerking him off with explosive powder?

@oakshades

PS. If I was this dude I literally would just ask every girl in the world I would have sex with if she wanted to see my 13.5 inch dick. I bet the success rate on that would be like 66.332%

VIA

***Wave Bandana Edit***

“Who is gayer… this dude for not fucking hoes for cash or the TSA agent who was jerking him off with explosive powder?”

or the dude that decided to blog about huge cocks…

@Wave_Bandana

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Doberman vs Kitten

Yeaaaaa this for all those sexy bitches out there cause you know… real niggas DO NOT watch kitten videos at work while eating salads and shit.

@oakshades

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