You’ve never heard of scopolamine. It’s synthesized from plants, like cocaine. It even looks exactly like cocaine. But unlike coke, it’ll turn you into an insane zombie and probably kill you. There’s a reason they call it “the Devil’s Breath.”
It’s hard to even call scopolamine a drug, in the usual sense of the word—nobody is going to pass it around at a party or buy it at a club. But criminals will use it to steal all of your worldly possessions, Nazis used it for interrogations, the CIA tested it as truth serum, and indigenous Colombian royalty would have their families coerced into being buried alive under the influence of the stuff. VICE sent a crew down to the jungle to investigate, and turned up some pretty brain curdling stories. Sadly, when they actually do get their hands on the stuff, they chicken out and flush it down the toilet at the end, like a scene from Cops. Though by that point, it’s hard to blame them.
NOPE. I’m good off that shit fam. I’ll smoke the fuck out some mooooook tho.
My jaw almost hit the floor this morning. I was already shocked when I clicked “New Music” and it wasn’t 2 Chainz, but never in my life did I expect to see an unreleased Stack Bundles and Kanye track.
I was diggin the melody and the song overall. Maybe I’m biased being such a big Bryd Gang/Dessert Storm/A-Team fan, but it was really refreshing to hear Stack spit again. Even more refreshing, was hearing Kanye’s old voice/sound. I haven’t heard him sound like that since College Dropout: The Mixtape.
PS – While were on the subject of new music (and Dipset affiliates) I should post this new Vado track too produced by my man AraabMuzik. I was gonna post last week when it dropped. But I was 50/50 on it. This weekend it really grew on me though:
Let’s gooooooo!!! Buddhism just jumped to the top of my list of religions. How lame is the monk who snitched on these homies? How the fuck do they have a million to just throw around during a poker game? What are the chances these homies weren’t fucking the shit outta Buddhist hookshows?
PS. YOOOOOO YA’LL REMEMBER THAT THE CATHOLIC CHURCH HID THE FACT THAT HOMIES WERE FUCKING KIDS RIGHT? Get the fuck outta here with this ‘One of the most respected religions in the world tainted their image” speech.
What the fuck is going on here?
How did you get that dog to do that shit?
How many bacon treats did you taunt him with to do all that shit?
How scary is it gonna be when these aliens come down to earth and make us do this dumb kinda shit on ‘Mars Got Talent’ show?
What’s good with this chick? How bad are her daddy issues that she knows how to make a dog do all that extra shit?
How do you make money off this? Like is this a hobby or a career?
SO MANY FUCKING QUESTIONS.
PS. Ya’ll peep Simon fixing his chest hair for the hoes at home??? Swag him the fuck out.
PS. Of course I’m gonna watch this. I watch all this end of the world shit cause I’m fucking fascinated that shit.
PPS. I’m straight up not built to live without the comforts of electricity. Every Sunday night I watch Thrones and marvel at the idea of fighting homies with swords. SWORDS. Get the fuck out of here. None of that. XBOX, iPads and YouJizz FOR EVER.
Suspected drug cartel killers in Mexico dumped 49 headless bodies on a highway near the northern city of Monterrey, a sickening atrocity that prompted the government to condemn the “inhuman” violence plaguing the country.
The corpses of 43 men and six women, whose hands and feet had also been cut off, were found in a pile on a highway in the municipality of Cadereyta Jimenez early on Sunday, officials from the state of Nuevo Leon said.
The Nuevo Leon government said the notorious Zetas drug gang had claimed responsibility for the bloodbath, one of the worst to hit Mexico during its struggle against the powerful cartels.
The massacre follows several other mass slayings in Mexico. Many have occurred in the north, where the Zetas have waged a war against rival groups for control of smuggling routes into the United States, the biggest market for illicit drugs.
Here’s an idea. You know how we have this war on drugs that has done nothing but make the illegal drug trade way more crazy and at the same time ruin our society because we have more people in jail for selling weed which means there’s more people in jail getting fucked up… or butt-fucked? HOW BOUT YOU MAKE WEED LEGAL CAUSE THAT SHIT IS WAY LESS DAMAGING THEN ALCOHOL OR PRESCRIPTION DRUG ABUSE AND MAKE IT SO THESE SAVAGES DON’T HAVE ANYTHING TO FIGHT ABOUT? Oh does that make too much sense?
PS. Can you imagine going on a spring break trip and ending up hogtied watching people get massacred? I can, cause I wrote a short story about that. I’m a creep.
Jay-Z is set to take the podium in Philadelphia to announce that his Labor Day Weekend festival titled Made In America, in partnership with Budweiser. The concert will be held on September 1st and 2nd at Ben Franklin Parkway in Fairmount Park. It is expected to be a three-stage event promoted by Live Nation that will bring a wide range of acts to Philly from the world of Rock, Hip-Hop, R&B, Latin and Dance.
What the fuck?!
Ask the fiends how mad I am right now.
I swear to god one day I’m going to be in a position to pitch all the fucking tweak ideas that I come up when we’re mookin. If you went into my old Moleskine right now, you’d see 15 pages of chicken scratch detailing a crazy music festival idea that incorporated dope ass social media tie ins and a major motion picture and two albums. The only person in the world that could pull it off the way I pictured was HOV. So as my dumb ass sat on this fucking idea and did nothing with it, some dickwad gets Jay’s ear and tells him an idea and pow you have ‘Made in America’.
PS. Philly tho? NYC doesn’t need this Hov? #hatehard huh?
PPS. Hov didn’t have to do Freeway like that.
DENVER — Denver Nuggets reserve center Chris ‘‘Birdman’’ Andersen was excused indefinitely from all team-related activities after sheriff’s deputies searched his home Thursday as part of an investigation by the department’s Internet Crimes Against Children unit.
The team announced its decision shortly before the Nuggets faced the Los Angeles Lakers in Game 6 of their playoff series. The team said Anderson was excused ‘‘as he deals with the reported investigation’’ and declined further comment.
The 10th-year pro hasn’t played in the postseason after averaging 5.3 points and 4.6 rebounds during the regular season.
Douglas County Sheriff’s spokesman Ron Hanavan confirmed that the search took place. Andersen has not been arrested and Hanavan said no arrest warrant has been issued.
The department began investigating Andersen in February after receiving information from a law enforcement agency in California. Hanavan declined to release details, including the nature of any pending charges, citing an ongoing investigation. He said they’re asking that the case, including the search warrant, be sealed.
The unit investigating Andersen investigates child porn, Internet luring, child predators and child pornography.
WOW. What the fuck. I’m speechless. I have nothing.