Waka Flocka Flame Makes all PETA Bitches’ Ass Clap.

Not to be callous, but fuck animal rights for the sake of this post. From Waka Flocka’s brand awareness and marketability standpoint, this was fucking genius. I mean, real genius. Maybe one of the smarter strategies I’ve seen deployed in hip-hop in decades. His name now resonates with an entirely new target demo; rich white people. Only rich white people are in PETA. Waka has the hood on lock, we know that, but if he wants to really move some units he’s gotta get the white people.

Look at some of the comments on the news article I saw:

There are literally thousands of these comments around the web. Every PETA post is filled with white people (look at the names and tell me they aren’t white) talking about how they never heard rap songs or Waka and now they all purchased his music on itunes. This mug is getting so much white people PETA love it’s insane. I’m NOT saying by any means this was his motive, I’m sure it was genuine. In fact, he does a lot for kids and communities as well. He is a very self-aware artist. He’s smart and has a good heart. I’m simply pointing out, from a marketing standpoint, this was genius. As well as all the other positives a normal person would take from this.

@Wave_Bandana

 

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Stay Humble, #Fiends.

Made Me Chuckle. My rule usually is if I chuckle, I post.

Why am I saying chuckle?

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My Girl Brittney Caught a Banger Last Night

Damn, that shit looked natural ass hell. She’s just the best man, changing the game for chicks. That was like a Kurt Thomas throw down right there, not that barely grazing the rim Candace Parker shit.

Britt, holler at me please. Let’s breed and have these NBA super babies and split the profit.

@Wave_Bandana

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This shit don’t even look right…

Still think he should have went to SF. That Squad could have been bomb as hell. But he’s scared cause the NFC actually plays D and he doesn’t want to play second fiddle to the king of the NFC (aka NFL) Eli Manning.

Plus everyone keeps saying Denver was the right choice because he doesn’t have to learn a new playbook. That’s retarded. The SF playbook would be 100000X easier than Denver’s. Have you mugs never played Madden before? All Peyton would have to do is flip through to the plays where Randy Moss has that straight arrow streak.

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#Dope Pic

Same guy, same place. Decades apart in one picture. Love this idea, I’m starting to see it pop up more.

I’m gonna start making before and after becoming a #fiend pics just like these on Instagram.

@Wave_Bandana

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50 Cent: New Album Set For July 2nd – Do you give a fuck?

Yes. Yes I do give a fuck. I’m 50 for life, son. So is @oakshades’s queens ass. Bas too. @Oakshades even turned his back on D Block for 50 and every fucking screen name, password, and Xbox gamer tag he owns has “D Block” in it.

50 is just synonymous with my childhood man. Bumping Fifty in the Football locker room and shit. No matter what I’ll never stop fucking with him. His shit was amazing and changed the game. Those mixtapes, that first album…like WOW. Over 100+ songs I can still say every word to. It’s not his fault rap got all pussy, singing, skinny jeans, and this tell your true feelings shit.

Anyway, please just give 50 one more chance. Come on Fif, you got one More left in you, I know it.

@Wave_Bandana

PS – 50, YOU NEED SIGN THE SUPER MOOKIN’ FIENDS. I READ THAT INTERVIEW ABOUT HOW YOU LOST TOUCH WITH THIS YOUTH AND DON’T UNDERSTAND OUR CULTURE. WELL WE OWN THAT SHIT, SIGN US WE WILL TAKE YOU BACK TO THE PROMISE LAND. WE GOT THE FIEND GAME ON LOCK.

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#CreepShow of the Day

Creepy white people are so much scarier than any other race.

What a fucking fiend.

@Wave_Bandana

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#SMF in Vegas

Tomorrow I will do a full recap. I literally can’t think right now. Sorry. Enjoy this picture of booty cheeks I snapped at Pure as my apology.

If I had to sum it all up, it be Special K and Kardashians.

@Wave_Bandana

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I need more cougars in my life…

they fuck on the first date.

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The A$AP Mob Performance @ SXSW Music Festival Went Well..

How you gonna go to another dude’s show and hate? I know people are pretty 50/50 on how they feel about A$AP’s music, but that’s not really the issue here.

Like I see this shit all the time, what the fuck is wrong with you people? If you don’t feel someone, that’s cool. But then don’t show up to they fucking show. It’s not like A$AP Rocky said some ignorant shit, in fact dude was a gentlemen about it and pretty fair. Just asked for people not to throw beer bottles at performers.

I don’t get it, no one is holding a gun to your head, don’t go to concerts to people you don’t like. You don’t see me hurling Shirley Temples at the Iggy show and shit. Just so you idiots know, this kind of shit doesn’t make you a thug, it makes you one of the lamest people on the planet. You’re ruining other people’s time that paid money for enjoyment, and you look like a groupie/lame/hater. Take that energy and put it into making yourself successful, you fucking loser.

@Wave_Bandana

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