Unless you’re telling me that Cam Newton is gonna get traded to the Jets there is no way in fucking hell I’m coming within a New York City AVENUE of a fucking Volcano. A VOLCANO IS A MOUNTAIN FILLED WITH FIRE. WHAT THE FUCK COMES OF YOU STANDING ON THE EDGE???
PS. Come on bro with that bullshit watermark. I WILL NEVER GO TO YOUR FUCKING WEBSITE NOW. Watermarks in the corner people.
If I don’t have this fucking trampoline loving bulldog in my possession before the end of the day… I’m not gonna do shit but be a lonely fuck hitting my bong in my apartment thinking of activation ideas for the world’s most boring sport.
I fuckin love Gaga. This bitch gets it and murders shit. And she found her calling while at NYU. Fuck your ad dollars if you got a problem with the gawdess Gaga mookin cause as she said, weed changed her life.
Sometimes (read: never) I feel kind of bad for Cowboys fans.
In the early to mid 90′s you are on top of the fucking world. I’m a Giants fan and I’m beyond euphoric that I’ve been lucky enough to witness two Super Bowl titles only four years apart. Note how I don’t say “blessed” because if “God” isn’t stopping massacres of kids in Syria, he better not care about my football rooting preferences. Get your priorities straight dickhead.
But now the panic sets in as the glory days fade. No Super Bowl’s in 17 years. Beating the Eagles in the first round in 2010 was their first playoff win since ’96. Your quarterback looks like the biggest tool ever rocking a backwards Starter cap. Hosting hide-and-seek bachelor parties in the woods with no alcohol. You know, cool stuff.
But back to the dude in this video. I have to watch football with this man because it literally sounds like their shit loss to Seattle ruined his year. Just no recovery. More than anything, I need, need, need to get this guy and the “WAS THAT PIERRE-PAUL!?” guy together. I cannot believe that video is no longer on YouTube, but if we got these two together and had them watch a Cowboys vs. Giants game it would only make sense to pay-per-view livestream it and donate the profits to anger management clinics.
Seriously this is flawless. Doesn’t make sense. Promotes the brand. Niggas who find shit like this funny will share with all their friends. Great execution. This will be in your FB feed within the next week.
PS. Meanwhile over here I’m trying to make a client feel like Nike with Hermes ideas but the budget is for Kmart ideas… HOORAY FACEBOOK QUIZZES!