Remember 2002?

Jesus christ. I was a freshmen in High School. I spent so much time jerking off. NOTHING HAS CHANGED.

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The Best Fails of April 2013

I don’t know how these FailArmy fiends compile all of this footage but god bless those fucks for doing it. Hit a bong… then watch this shit and try not to piss your pants.

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Peep This Dude Who Rescued Three Kidnapped White Chicks

Charles Ramsey, who helped rescue three missing Cleveland women from the house where they’d been held captive for a decade, is more than just a good Samaritan and hero: He’s also an amazing interview. (And even better on the phone with 911.)

Dude has quotes for days. “We ate Ribs and listened to Salsa music… I’m eating my McDonald’s; I come outside; I see this girl going nuts,” he says. “I knew something was wrong when a little pretty white girl ran into a black man’s arms. Something is wrong here. Dead giveaway!”

YOOOOO! “She been kidnapped bruh, put yourself in her shoes.” Someone give this nigga a TV show. Let him just report on his day. Something tells me Charles Ramsey might be the most interesting man in Cleveland.

@oakshades

PS. CLEVELAND SUCKSSSSSSSSS

VIA

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Today I Learned About Hemo-Goblin

Today I Learned that in the 80s, DC had a line of comics called “New Guardians” that featured a villain named the Hemo-Goblin. The Hemo-Goblin was a white supremacist vampire who drank AIDS-infested blood and bit black people. Yupp. A Nigger hating vampire in a comic book.

The Hemo-Goblin was a vampire created to help a white-supremacy group eliminate non-whites. He is notable mainly for infecting members of the New Guardians with the AIDS virus. He was killed in battle with the team.

I’m kinda mad that I missed the 80s. Can you imagine that meeting?

Umm hey ummm Steve, we’re a little confused with The Hemo-Goblin… Can you take us thru his story real quick?

Yea I can… He’s a vampire that drinks AIDS and tries to infect black people by biting them.

That’s almost as amazing as this cocaine we are snorting right now.

EVERYONE IN THE ROOM RAILS A LINE CAUSE THAT’S THE ONLY WAY SOMEONE APPROVED A RACIST AIDS ZOMBIE AS A SUPERVILLAIN RIGHT?????

@oakshades

VIA

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Weekday Vegetarian

Honestly I could give a fuck less about carbon emissions and cow farts and shit but I’m gonna kinda fuck with this weekday veggie swag. Why?

1. FOR THE HOES … MY NIGGA.

2. Straight up Health reasons.

3. It’s pretty goddamn cheap to cook and eat veggies.

That being said. I just ate made veggies and I’m hungry as FUCK.

@oakshades

PS. I bet you $20 that I eat a steak tonight.

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When I’m High In A NYC Cab

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How To Use Google Glass

1. This is the most futuristic shit we’ve ever seen.
2. This is gonna change the porno game.
3. HOLY FUCK IMAGINE WHAT THE ARMY HAS.

@oakshades

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#NP Many Men – @50Cent

Sunny days wouldn’t be special, if it wasn’t for rain
Joy wouldn’t feel so good, if it wasn’t for pain
Death gotta be easy, ’cause life is hard
It’ll leave you physically, mentally, and emotionally scarred

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The Matrix ReTold by Mom

Yo!!! This is exactly what happens everytime I speak to my mom about anything we just watched. I went home on Saturday and watched like 3 episodes of NCIS with mom dukes and apparently I’m a genius cause I was the only fiend in the room that could keep up. Crazy how 20 years ago our parents were the ones schooling us on wtf was going on in the world.

@oakshades

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#FiendFridays

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Happy #FiendFriday.

Go get fucked up this weekend and play all that new Bas and Truly Yours 2 at your pre-game. It will get your dick sucked or your muff dived.

– The Super Mookin’ Fiends

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