#FiendFriday

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The lovely @yepitsmesummer takes us into the first #FiendFriday of the These Days Tour. If she looks familiar it’s probably cause you seen her in:

The way shit has been going so far this week, this is going to be an EXTRA fiended weekend.

Have fun and be safe, #FIENDS.

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Fiend Face Off

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Mooked.

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“Last Winter Rapper” 1 Down. @fiendbassy

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WE MADE IT.

This last year, there have been some really cool moments we have been blessed to experience. But low-key, this was some shit right here. I couldn’t even believe it and I don’t know how the fuck this happend. Whoever makes the People magazine crossword puzzles is obviously cool as shit and a certified FIEND.

People magazine crossword puzzles fam?? Only the realest motherfuckers get a crossword puzzle. And it was the first spot too! You can’t even start this shit without Bas. Seth Rogan, you NEED US.

With that, cue the music:

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Friday Fiend of the Week: Drug Smuggling D.A.R.E Stuffed Animal

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One very clever man decided to hide his drugs where the police will never, ever find them.

The AP reports 22-year-old Gregory Bolongnese was caught near the Canadian border with a toy lion stuffed with weed, cocaine, and LSD. The suspect, a quick study in reverse psychology, attempted to throw the police off his trail by dressing the lion in a D.A.R.E. T-shirt.

Unfortunately for him, the ploy didn’t work: He was arrested in Plattsburgh, New York, on Monday and charged with criminal possession of a controlled substance and unlawful possession of marijuana.

That D.A.R.E. shirt was … lion.

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Honestly man, the fiends of this world never cease to amaze me.

Smuggling drugs into places is one of the oldest fiend games in the book. It’s a constant cat and mouse game we play with the law. While the Feds have certainly gotten better at shit over the years, fiends always try to stay one step ahead.

It’s absolutely amazing how fucking smart we can get when we need to sneak drugs into someplace. Dudes become straight Fiend MacGyvers out there. Little private school white girls literally turn into Columbian Drug Mules to get shit into Coachella and shit. I saw @oakshades sneak molly into a concert inside his belly button. His fucking belly button.

Another SMF member, made a fucking molly key chain:

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Do you see that shit? A fucking molly keychain. Fucking incredible. We become true fiend geniuses. If only we could use this brain power to like cure cancer or end poverty.

But for this particular Friday Fiend of the Week, I thought that shit was hysterical. Smuggling drugs in a D.A.R.E stuffed animal. What an idea. I wish I could have seen into his brain when he made that decision and arrived at that logic.

It’s funny as shit, but I’ve been going back and forth on this though. I mean for one, he got fucking caught. So it wasn’t that good of an idea. I get the whole reverse-psychology  concept. I think that was genius. But the problem is, you are supposed to put the drugs where you LEAST expect it. While you would think that a D.A.R.E product would be that place, it’s kinda not. Even though it’s anti-drug, you still are thinking about drugs. The goal is for the Feds to see an item and not think drugs at all. @oakshades belly button does not make you think of drugs. A key chain does not make you think about drugs. But here, they are thinking about drugs when they see D.A.R.E. Also, being a mook head and wearing a D.A.R.E. T-shirt has become like that ironic white boy shit to do. So the feds get it.

So I have to say, I see where the problem was. But being a fiend is about pushing the boundaries. Successful or unsuccessful, lessons were learned.  And when you try to smuggle drugs across the Canadian boarder inside a fucking D.A.R.E stuffed animal, you my fiend, get FRIDAY FIEND OF THE WEEK.

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PS – I’ll never understand why you fiends try to sneak drugs into Canada…the fucking best drugs are already IN CANADA. Why are you bringing that boo across the boarder? Just get that shit there!

PPS – Same thing I don’t understand why boarder control goes so hard trying getting into Canada, but not coming out. The fucking drugs are IN CANADA. That’s why we are going. I’m not sneaking shit in.

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#FiendFridays


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The perfect manaja twa.

#FIENDS #DREAMVILLE

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PS – When I die, burry me next 2 fiend bitches.

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Friday Fiend Of The Week: Coffee Nutter

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A Minnesota hardware store employee has been arrested after admitting that he repeatedly jerked off on a coworker’s desk, ejaculating into her coffee, because he was attracted to her and wanted her to notice him.

John R. Lind, 34, told police he came in the woman’s coffee cup twice since February, and finished on her desk another 4 times, using one of her scrunchies to wipe up the mess. Police say Lind told them he knew his actions were “gross and wrong.”

The coworker did eventually notice Lind, catching him at her desk with his hands on his crotch. She told police he turned around and looked at her like “a deer in the headlights.” He tried to cover by telling her he’d just come in to ask her a question, but the gross evidence was damning.

The worker told police she inspected her desk and found fluid on the surface, dripping onto the floor. A lot of it had been absorbed into her hair scrunchy, which she put into a plastic bag. When at the scene, officers collected her coffee mug, coffee and scrunchy.
The coworker also said Lind had approached her with his zipper down so many times that she was considering reporting him for harassment. He now faces two counts of criminal sexual conduct, with the possibility of a year in jail and a $4,500 fine.

The victim told police she had noticed her coffee tasted strange recently—more than just two times since February—and she initially suspected spoiled cream. After they told her what Lind had admitted to, she said “I knew it.”

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Well, I hope that ruined your morning cup of coffee like it did mine. SPOILED CREAM.

Friday Fiend of the Week celebrates the accomplishments and also ridiculous retarded shit fiends do. There are good fiends  and bad fiends. I think you can figure this one out.

Seriously, out of all the shit I read this week trying to find the biggest fiend, this shit stood out like a motherfucker. What a fucking psycho.

Lmfao, honesty, I can’t stop laughing. Do you know how fucking bat shit crazy you have to be to think like this? Out of all the billion ways to try and get a chick’s attention, and he went with nutting on her desk and in her coffee. That is literally fucking insane. How does that thought process even work? How do you not at least send a dick pick or something first to warm it up? You can’t go straight for the coffee nut. Foreplay, fiend.

All kidding aside. We, the male species, have to stop being so fucking creepy with women. First and foremost, they are equal human beings and we are not acting like it. We’re acting like a bunch of fucking animals and that shit is not cool or fair to them at all. Secondly, we are fucking it up for all of us! Every time a dude does some shit like this, he is literally cock-blocking the entire male race. You know how mad you get when your homie cock-blocks you? You need to get this mad every time you see an article like this. Cause they are indirectly cock-blocking us by making chicks more freaked out by how weird and creepy we are, making shit even harder. It’s bad enough in the back of every chick’s mind when I approach them, they are thinking “Is this bro gonna murder me and chop me into little pieces?” Now they are thinking “is this bro gonna nut in my coffee?” too.

Word of advice to you dudes out there. Just ask a chick out! Don’t nut in her coffee and shit. I’m telling you, as simple as that seems, that shit works! Legit ask her out to dinner: “Hey would you like to go out to dinner sometime?” Not, “do you wanna chill” or “we should do something”. Straight forward with a tangible proposition. Most of the time, they respect the courage and are really attracted to the confidence it takes to do this. If they say no, then half the time that confidence might still open the door later down the line, and if not, WHO CARES? You’ll be in the exact same place you are now and at least you don’t have to deal with the “what if” anymore. Just move on.

Nutting in a chick’s coffee to try and get with her. Jesus christ.

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PS – Do you think if we had legalized prostitution, there would be less of these weirdos? I know there is a lot to that argument, but sometimes I think if we had a place where these guys could safely blow off some steam perhaps they wouldn’t go completely bat shit crazy? I dunno, just thinking out loud here.

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#FIENDS in Seattle

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In honor of the NFL season kicking off in Seattle tonight.

Never Fiendless in Seattle.

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New #FIENDS Merch NOW Available on FIENDSHOP.com

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Some NEW FIRE going into FIEND FALL 2014.

U NEED IT.

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#FiendFriday

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It’s been a really fiended summer and a crazy ride for us.

We got Bas and Cole at Made In America tomorrow in Philly, let’s close this motherfucker out right.

FIEND OUT THIS WEEKEND. LAST WEEKEND OF THE SUMMER. MAKE IT COUNT.

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A Quarter Water & A Fiend

 

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Bas at AfroPunk in Brooklyn, New York

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