Bas at AfroPunk in Brooklyn, New York
I always knew the Terminators and robot/computer apocalypse was inevitable, I just didn’t think it would come in the form of kinda hot asian chicks (there are other videos this guy made with different androids and some of them are absolute smokes).
Let’s ignore the fact that this is creepy as shit and we are literally ignoring every movie plot line ever. Let me tell you why this is so funny to me.
When the Asian Terminators take over the world, Dreamville and SMF is absolutely FUCKED. Toast. That’s cause at least 40% of Dreamville and SMF absolutely LOVES asian chicks. Like fucking LOVES them. Can’t resist them. 100% will marry an asian chick.
So when the rest of the world is running for dear life from these fembots, Dreamville and SMF gonna be running straight to them and get completely annihilated.
We literally don’t stand a chance. One minute we’re going to be mookin at the Dub, the next minute some fiend is gonna bring one of these home from the bar and she is going to straight murder us all.
Let this be a warning to you fiends.
PS - The next generation is going to have the illest sex toys ever.
Dope interview too, shouts to John Taylor and everyone over at @InterviewMag
Fiends Rent Is too Damn High!
Yesterday the #FIENDS and #Dreamville mobbed out to AfroPunk in BK to catch the one and only @djmoma. First off Moma killed that shit, and I’m pretty sure he had to DJ for about 6 hours straight at one point.
Anyway, we were spread out in a little area chillen when I heard a commotion coming from our group. I just kept hearing “high” “high” “high” so naturally a fiend ran over in that direction.
To my surprise though, it was Jimmy McMillan! Aka the founder of the Rent is Too Damn High party. He was fucking awesome in real life. Funny ass answers to every question. We were all mad excited to meet him. Good day in BK.
The rent in new york city is still way too fucking high though.
Raunchy. But fuck it, it’s #FiendFriday.
It’s been a fucking crazy week. Let’s make this a good one.
I NEED THAT.
Don’t mind waking up…when it’s #FiendFriday.
PS – I know we neglected you a little bit this week on the blog. Basically all of us got really fucked up in Montreal last weekend for Bas’s set at Osheaga Music Festival. Fiends have been struggling to recover. I also went away for a few days to visit my family so was out of the picture. Our bad on that. We gonna catch you up on everything ASAP. Especially that Montreal trip.
Snoop Dogg tries to rent Liechtenstein. Snoop was reportedly trying to shoot a music video in the tiny Western European country, but was rebuffed … and not because trying to rent an entire country is a crazy thing to do.
Says Liechtenstein property agent Karl Schwaerzler, “We’ve had requests for places and villages but never one to hire the whole country before. It would have been possible, but Snoop Dogg’s management did not give us enough time.”
It would have been possible! Okay, any other tiny European countries willing to step up to bat here? Monaco? Luxembourg? The Vatican?
I always get on Bas because I feel like he has some of the crazier video demands. Every time Bas has a song with a specific place in the title, he has to actually go to that place to shoot the video. “Charles de Gaulle to JFK”, this fiend had to fly to France to shoot. “Mook in New Mexico”? The motherfucker is on the next flight to New Mexico. I try to tell him, most people don’t do that shit. They just go to a studio in LA and fake it. But it’s too late to get through to him now. I just hope he starts making some more budget friendly songs; “Harlem to LES” or “Mook in Wave’s Crib”.
But Snoop just raised the shit out of the stakes here. A whole fucking country? That’s genius. I don’t even know what that really means. Not sure if you just have free range to shoot wherever of if you can do whatever the fuck you want. Either way…
WE NEED THIS.
Seriously Bas, I take back everything I said. We need to rent out a whole country ASAP. Start thinking of the next song title.
Fiends, what country should we rent?
PS – Best part of the article is “It would have been possible, but Snoop Dogg’s management did not give us enough time.” Like the problem wasn’t the ridiculous request of renting out a country, it wasn’t giving enough notice. That’s awesome.
PPS – Snoop has been giving me inspiring fiend ideas for over 20 years now.