#FiendFriday

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Naughty Fiend.

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#FIENDS X #TDE

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Bas X Ab-Soul

These Days Tour Tickets

October Shows:

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Uncut Dope Season 2 Ep. 1 – Ab-Soul & Bas

Dope Ent. checks in with our fiends on the road to talk about the These Days Tour. Things are going well as you can imagine with these two. This is just a great match up of talent.

Bas and Ab-Soul have been hitting every city, almsot every day. Don’t miss your chance to see them in a city near you.

TDE X Dreamville

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PS – Bonus Tour Clip from Minneapolis:

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#FiendFriday

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Bringing #FIENDS together since 2010.

Find one this weekend.

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Friday Fiend of the Week: 3 Titty Chick

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A Florida woman has spent $20,000 to look like the three-breasted woman from Arnold Schwarzenegger’s 1990 movie Total Recall.

Tampa, Florida resident Jasmine Tridevil told Real Radio 104.1 in Orlando that she saved $20,000 from her former job as a massage therapist to have the surgery done, in part because she wanted to become unattractive to men.

“I thought if I got a third breast implant most guys would think that’s weird and gross,” she says in her YouTube Q&A video. “But I can still feel pretty. Because if I wear makeup and cute clothes I can still feel pretty.”

The doctor who performed the surgery made her sign a non-disclosure agreement because he’s afraid he’ll lose his license.

Jasmine’s dad won’t be seen in a video with her, and her mom and sister have cut off all communication. But she’s not bothered because she knows she’s crazy.

“Well I am crazy,” she told Real Radio 104.1. “Crazy people don’t know they are crazy, so technically since I know I’m crazy I’m not crazy.”

The 21-year old’s ultimate goal is to have a reality television show. She’s hired a film crew to document her life experiences.

**UPDATE** September 24

The woman who claimed she had surgery to add a third breast is a fraud. 10 News did some digging and discovered a police report detailing a robbery of Tridevil’s luggage earlier this month from Tampa International Airport.

Police later tracked down the thieves. The incident report listed the items found in the luggage. One of them was a three breast prosthesis

The New York Daily News reports that Tridevil, real name Alisha Hessler, was arrested in 2012 for using a fake I.D. at a bar. She told police she bought it off of Craigslist for $20.

Despite what would appear to be overwhelming evidence to the contrary, Hessler insists the third breast is real and plans on proving it.

“I plan to release it on my reality TV show and I don’t really care what people think or say about me,” she told the Sun. “I know what I have done. As I say, this is not a fake or a hoax.”

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That was like some M. Night Shyamalan type of shit. Didn’t really see that twist coming. For some reason I really wanted this to be true. Lying motherfucker.

To keep it real, I don’t really give a fuck about this 3 titty chick or whether she’s telling the truth or not. I’m really posting this because I want to clear up one thing for all you ladies out there:

Tampa, Florida resident Jasmine Tridevil told Real Radio 104.1 in Orlando that she saved $20,000 from her former job as a massage therapist to have the surgery done, in part because she wanted to become unattractive to men.

“I thought if I got a third breast implant most guys would think that’s weird and gross,” 

Let me be clear, this would have the exact opposite effect on dudes. The more different, strange, weird, fucked up you are, the more we are going to want to fuck you. In this case, about 3 times as much.

I don’t know where that mentality comes from, but it couldn’t be further from the truth. Trying new shit, is like our favorite shit to do. If we could we’d have a 3some with a midget and a girl that is black, white, asian, spanish, green, blue whatever the fuck. This is what dudes do. It’s in our DNA.

Back to this chick though, If that shit is fake, it fooled me. She also made a video too. Kinda long and boring but that shit looks real as hell.

But regardless, getting a 3rd titty pretty much is a lock for Fiend of the Week. Liar or not, she got the attention of the internet and if they do make this reality TV show, I’m 100% watching.

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PS – Only crazy people talk like this: “Well I am crazy,” she told Real Radio 104.1. “Crazy people don’t know they are crazy, so technically since I know I’m crazy I’m not crazy.”

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#TheseDaysTour Photos – @fiendbassy #TDE X #FIENDS

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Some dope These Days Tour photos from the Orlando show, shot by @ADi1LEC.

#TDE X #FIENDS…so you know shits getting fiended out here. How could you not fuck with that?

Get your tickets ASAP, shows selling out: TICKETS

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PS – BONUS – @oakshades, the international DJ.

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#FiendFriday

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The lovely @yepitsmesummer takes us into the first #FiendFriday of the These Days Tour. If she looks familiar it’s probably cause you seen her in:

The way shit has been going so far this week, this is going to be an EXTRA fiended weekend.

Have fun and be safe, #FIENDS.

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Fiend Face Off

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Mooked.

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“Last Winter Rapper” 1 Down. @fiendbassy

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WE MADE IT.

This last year, there have been some really cool moments we have been blessed to experience. But low-key, this was some shit right here. I couldn’t even believe it and I don’t know how the fuck this happend. Whoever makes the People magazine crossword puzzles is obviously cool as shit and a certified FIEND.

People magazine crossword puzzles fam?? Only the realest motherfuckers get a crossword puzzle. And it was the first spot too! You can’t even start this shit without Bas. Seth Rogan, you NEED US.

With that, cue the music:

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Friday Fiend of the Week: Drug Smuggling D.A.R.E Stuffed Animal

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One very clever man decided to hide his drugs where the police will never, ever find them.

The AP reports 22-year-old Gregory Bolongnese was caught near the Canadian border with a toy lion stuffed with weed, cocaine, and LSD. The suspect, a quick study in reverse psychology, attempted to throw the police off his trail by dressing the lion in a D.A.R.E. T-shirt.

Unfortunately for him, the ploy didn’t work: He was arrested in Plattsburgh, New York, on Monday and charged with criminal possession of a controlled substance and unlawful possession of marijuana.

That D.A.R.E. shirt was … lion.

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Honestly man, the fiends of this world never cease to amaze me.

Smuggling drugs into places is one of the oldest fiend games in the book. It’s a constant cat and mouse game we play with the law. While the Feds have certainly gotten better at shit over the years, fiends always try to stay one step ahead.

It’s absolutely amazing how fucking smart we can get when we need to sneak drugs into someplace. Dudes become straight Fiend MacGyvers out there. Little private school white girls literally turn into Columbian Drug Mules to get shit into Coachella and shit. I saw @oakshades sneak molly into a concert inside his belly button. His fucking belly button.

Another SMF member, made a fucking molly key chain:

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Do you see that shit? A fucking molly keychain. Fucking incredible. We become true fiend geniuses. If only we could use this brain power to like cure cancer or end poverty.

But for this particular Friday Fiend of the Week, I thought that shit was hysterical. Smuggling drugs in a D.A.R.E stuffed animal. What an idea. I wish I could have seen into his brain when he made that decision and arrived at that logic.

It’s funny as shit, but I’ve been going back and forth on this though. I mean for one, he got fucking caught. So it wasn’t that good of an idea. I get the whole reverse-psychology  concept. I think that was genius. But the problem is, you are supposed to put the drugs where you LEAST expect it. While you would think that a D.A.R.E product would be that place, it’s kinda not. Even though it’s anti-drug, you still are thinking about drugs. The goal is for the Feds to see an item and not think drugs at all. @oakshades belly button does not make you think of drugs. A key chain does not make you think about drugs. But here, they are thinking about drugs when they see D.A.R.E. Also, being a mook head and wearing a D.A.R.E. T-shirt has become like that ironic white boy shit to do. So the feds get it.

So I have to say, I see where the problem was. But being a fiend is about pushing the boundaries. Successful or unsuccessful, lessons were learned.  And when you try to smuggle drugs across the Canadian boarder inside a fucking D.A.R.E stuffed animal, you my fiend, get FRIDAY FIEND OF THE WEEK.

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PS – I’ll never understand why you fiends try to sneak drugs into Canada…the fucking best drugs are already IN CANADA. Why are you bringing that boo across the boarder? Just get that shit there!

PPS – Same thing I don’t understand why boarder control goes so hard trying getting into Canada, but not coming out. The fucking drugs are IN CANADA. That’s why we are going. I’m not sneaking shit in.

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