A lot of people have a hard time trusting lawyers as it is, but what about one who claims he was part of a secret government time travel program when he was a kid?
Since 2004, Seattle attorney Andrew Basiago has been publicly claiming that from the time he was 7 to when he was 12, he participated in “Project Pegasus,” a secret U.S. government program that he says worked on teleportation and time travel under the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency.
“They trained children along with adults so they could test the mental and physical effects of time travel on kids,” Basiago told The Huffington Post. “Also, children had an advantage over adults in terms of adapting to the strains of moving between past, present and future.”
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TIME TRAVEL IS REAL! I told you niggas. This shit is on the internet so it HAS to be real. I can’t believe that homies don’t believe this dude. Lawyers don’t lie.
PS. How many bong rips did this fiend body before he decided that he was gonna be the dude who claimed the US gov’t sent him back in time?
PPS. I kinda am hoping that this nigga is telling the truth and the US actually has some weird ass Stargate that they be using to crush niggas throughout time and space.