Need Some Gas?

So yesterday was my birthday, to celebrate the homies came thru to mook mad bud and play mad 2k. (Monday night birthdays have to be executed to near perfection and seeing that we are fiends we obviously ended up trying to mobilize at midnight and ended up eating Mamouns at 1am instead.) Anyway what I was tryna bring up was that Bas took the subway in from Queens. This nigga never rides the subway. Why was he forced to F train it in? There is still no fucking gas anywhere in NYC/LI/Jerz. It’s so real that homies have stockpiled gas and have taken to Craigslist offering unleaded to hoes ready to suck and fuck.

I’m dead ass. Peep game.

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Blowjobs + Swallowing = Cure for Morning Sickness

ALBANY, N.Y. (CBSDC) – Pregnant women have used natural remedies such as a teaspoon of ginger or a mint to help battle morning sickness. But now, one medical professional believes you can add oral sex to that list.According to Gordon Gallup, a psychologist at SUNY-Albany, the best way to cure morning sickness during pregnancy is sperm.But not just any sperm, it should be the sperm of the person who got you pregnant. Gallup believes the reason a pregnant woman gets morning sickness is due to the unfamiliar semen in their body due to the pregnancy.Gallup says in his findings that the woman’s body will initially reject the father’s semen as an infection and react to it by vomiting. Gallup says the best cure for morning sickness is to ingest the father’s semen so her body can build up a tolerance to what’s already in her body.Gallup agrees with the 2000 abstract from the National Center for Biotechnology Information, which showed that oral sex and swallowing sperm is correlated with a diminished occurrence of preeclampsia.PubMed Health defines preeclampsia as when a pregnant woman develops high blood pressure and protein in the urine after the 20th week, which is usually in the late second or third trimester of pregnancy.

I was super geeked after I read this and then I remembered how creepy those preggo porno vids on YouJizz are and then I was like ‘ewwwwwwwwwwwww preggo porn’. Killed my whole fucking vibe. Pregnant bitches should watch soap operas and eat random food not get fucked on camera for cash. My whole day is ruined thanks to thinking of preggo bitches fuckin and suckin.

@oakshades

PS. SOME HUGE FIENDS PULLED THIS OFF AND I’M PRETTY PROUD OF THEM FOR THAT.
PPS. How retarded is it that this is a legit article from CBS’s news division?

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Oh That’s Nasty

Nope. This is borderline necrophiliac territory.

@oakshades

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