HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. Vontae, you fucking #Fiend.
I was watching this game last night mooked out of my mind with Fiend Lu, and I don’t think we ever laughed harder from a meaningless regular season post game interview.
The Colts and Vontae Davis played against Peyton Manning, not Tom Brady.
I can’t figure out if this was an intentional shot at Peyton and a play on Colt’s owner Jim Irsay’s controversial comments prior to the game, or if this #Fiend Vontae Davis literally didn’t know what Quarterback he was playing against.
Could easily just have been a nervous slip up, Vontae dosen’t do interviews on this stage regularly. But I don’t know, the way he was cheesing kind of made me think he has no idea what the hell is going on.
Either way this was fucking hilarious and Vontae, you 100% get a special #Fiend of the week shout out for this.
PS – If I’m a lawyer working for NFL Player Safety or concussion settlements, this video would be exhibit A.
Connecticut College students and a professor of psychology have found “America’s favorite cookie” is just as addictive as cocaine – at least for lab rats. And just like most humans, rats go for the middle first.
In a study designed to shed light on the potential addictiveness of high-fat/ high-sugar foods, Joseph Schroeder, associate professor of psychology and director of the behavioral neuroscience program, and his students found rats formed an equally strong association between the pleasurable effects of eating Oreos and a specific environment as they did between cocaine or morphine and a specific environment. They also found that eating cookies activated more neurons in the brain’s “pleasure center” than exposure to drugs of abuse.
“Our research supports the theory that high-fat/ high-sugar foods stimulate the brain in the same way that drugs do,” Schroeder said. “It may explain why some people can’t resist these foods despite the fact that they know they are bad for them.”
I’m sure a lot of you #Fiends saw this report that came out and blew up the internet, TV, and radio yesterday. Now if you read the real article, you will see that this was more of a report on the effects junk food has on us, than a comparison of drugs and Oreos. You’ll also see this was an experiment on lab rats.
However, because the media used this headline, there are now a million idiots running around talking about how Oreos are as addicting as cocaine.
Obviously you motherfuckers have never done cocaine.
Bob Saget’s scene in Half Baked sums this shit up perfectly:
Have you ever sucked dick for Oreos?
Has anyone ever wanted to suck your dick because you had Oreos?
Ever thought about robbing your childhood friends and killing everyone you love to get more Oreos?
Didn’t think so. Oreos are not as addictive as cocaine. Case closed.
PS – How hard is Oreo’s marketing team jerking off this week. This is a dream come true. Free press and media impressions for days.
Last week, during the Toronto stop of the What Dreams May Come Tour, Bas sat down with the lovely Tia Gordon of Hip Hop Canada. Bas discusses a variety of topics along with some funny (and fiended) stories and audio clips. Check out an excerpt below:
HipHopCanada: Let’s talk about about May 27th, 2010.
Bas: May 27th, 2010. That was a great day.
HipHopCanada: That was your birthday – a great day that also got you into rapping. So, what happened?
Bas: Yeah! I used to DJ a lot of parties in the city. Mostly for these two guys [pointing to his friends]. They went to NYU, so they brought me in on their party scene – DJ’ing, shit like that, hanging out. That same night, I DJ’ed my own birthday party and we got back to the crib in West Village, probably like, 5AM, and we broke out a bottle of Svedka and uh, [laughing] some other…intoxicants and we just made it a night! We just kept going, probably until 7 in the morning, we were just getting fucked up and he was like “Yo man, let’s put on the Macbook and rap!” I was like “Nigga, I ain’t no fucking rapper! I ain’t doing that shit!” But I was bodied – it didn’t take much convincing. I was like, “Alright, cool.” I think the first beat we got on was Kanye [West]’s “Breathe In Breathe Out” on College Dropout, the joint with Luda [Ludacris]. We got on that beat, it was cool.
We didn’t think nothing of it. We played it the next day, just smoking, getting high and we were like “Yo, let’s do another one!” So, we just went on Hipstrumentals [hipstrumentals.com] and pulled up “O Let’s Do It” Waka’s [Waka Flocka Flame] joint and we rapped on that. Then, it just so happened to be that the month of Ramadan was starting next week and I had good intentions that year to really do it right because I had a really crazy summer. So I was like “I’m gonna try to no drugs, no alcohol for a month and do it like how I’m supposed to do it.” I did! That whole month, I had nothing to do so I was just writing. First of all, you’re fasting, so you’re pretty hungry and you’re not doing any drugs. After the first week, you have a crazy mental clarity.
Bas: You know how they say homies go on hunger strikes and shit and they’re all up here? It’s kind of the same thing, I was just so clearheaded. I did a whole project that month that we never released. It was actually the original Quarter Water Raised Me. It had the title track and everything, but I felt like I got so much better in the next year that I just scrapped the whole project.
HipHopCanada: What was your most surreal celebrity encounter?
See the full interview exclusively at HipHopCanada.com: Fiends In Toronto
Thanks again to Tia Gordon, Hip Hop Canada, and all the #Fiends in Toronto that should us one of the bet fucking times.
Now that Madden 25, Fifa 14, and NBA 2K14 are all out, I think it’s imperative we have this conversation about the “3 Random Rule” in sports video games.
It has come to my attention that yet again you dumb motherfuckers don’t understand the basic rules of fair competition. Evident by the fact that I play aginst the Heat every fucking online game (I’ve played 19/20 games against the Heat this year). Before I get into the rule, I need you to do me a favor:
***IF YOU KNOW ANY FUCK-BOY THAT ONLY PLAYS SPORTS GAMES WITH THE BEST TEAM, SHARE THIS POST WITH THEM NOW***
I’m serious. I want to open up this discussion and get to the bottom of what makes someone only choose the best team in a video game. Last night I was playing against the Miami Heat for the third time in a row and I had a full blown freak out. I just can’t take this shit anymore. So after I finished cursing out this guy (who was most likely 8 years old) I decided I had to turn to the internet to open up this forum.
I really want to understand the psychology behind a grown ass man that cares so much about his video game record that he would do the most bitch-made shit in the world and pick the best team. You know it’s unfair right? Like you understand you have a clear advantage that is not a level playing field when you only run with the Heat, Broncos, or Real Madrid.
I just don’t get it. It’s a fucking video game. It’s supposed to be fun and competitive. You win some, you lose some. WHO THE FUCK CARES? Did your record honestly matter last year? Were girls throwing themselves at you everywhere you went? Can you get into any club VIP? Fuck outta here. It doesn’t mean SHIT. I can’t comprehend how you could be such a fucking lame that you ruin everyone’s experience just so you can get a fake win in a virtual world. There’s honestly a special place in hell for you sickos.
There is ONE, and ONE way only to be fair in the world of sports videogames. That is the ”3 Random Rule” when choosing a team.
The 3 Random Rule:
That’s fucking it! So simple. Fair is fair after that. If you randomly get the best teams in the league, then go crazy! Shoot every shot with Lebron, I don’t give a fuck. As long as you use the 3 Random rule.
It’s sickening to me that I even have to explain this. It’s 2013, are we not civilized enough yet that this is the norm? Are we so fucking weird that we can’t even come together in a fake reality world and treat each other fairly? Fuck. This shit haunts my dreams.
Look. I don’t care if you lived in Miami your whole life and had season tickets to the Heat since 1988. I don’t care if your Grandpa was the biggest Denver Broncos Fan ever. Don’t care if you studied abroad in Madrid. Fuck all your excuses. I feel you guys. I used to rock with the Knicks all the time when they sucked. Now that they are an ELITE team, I understand I can’t pick them every time even though they are my team. Because choosing the best teams (especially online) is the lamest shit in the world you can do.
The 3 Random Rule is the only fair way to go about this. Let’s band together and put these motherfuckers down forever.
I’ve been seeing a lot of comments and tweets about the #SMF #Fiend Snapbacks and people asking how to buy them. Bas and the Dreamville family have been rocking them throughout the What Dreams May Come Tour.
I promise #Fiends, these hats along with a whole bunch of other new merch will be available soon. We’re putting in new orders and I’ll update as soon as we are ready to go. Really appreciate all the love, support, and interest. You motherfuckers are the best.
PS - It’s honestly the hottest shit you can rock right now.
Fucking awesome. Banksy is like this mystical figure. Nobody knows who he is. Most people have seen his work. I personally think that we all know who he is but Banksy is kinda of his own exhibit or some shit. Regardless, fiends have literally cut out walls from buildings just so they could sell the grafitti in its original state. That’s how OG this fiend is. He’s in NYC right now cooking shit up. This was dope cause those people copped art valued at almost $31,000 for $60 or less. Me? I woulda def asked this nigga to sell me one for $30 cause I love Banksy’s work and my bedroom is so empty that it looks like I rape and Dexter murder bitches in there. That one fiend copped 4 pieces for his empty walls. $240 investment = $140,000 or more on his wall now. FUCKING INSANE. Pretty geeked to see what he does next.
PS. Here’s another piece he debuted in the last few weeks.
PPS. My favorite shit about Banksy in NYC is that fiends in BK started charging the white people who came to take pictures. This is so New York, I don’t even know what to say.
Yo, so I’m watching Monday Night Football last night, and they said Chargers QB Philip Rivers is about to have his 7th kid. Damn Rivers, 7 fucking kids?
I absolutely love shit like this. I really don’t want to put my man Rivers on blast because this is NOT a gossip blog. But at the same time, I’m so sick and tired of how we stereotype black athletes. Because of people like Cromartie that reinforce this, you got all these racist people that still believe black athletes are just out there knocking up chicks left and right. White people do this shit too motherfucker.
It’s not a white or black thing, it’s a #FIEND thing. It doesn’t matter what your skin color is, if you are just a #Feind that happens to be famous and make millions of dollars, your going to do hardbody shit like having made kids and blowing cash.
I saw last year that Mark Brunell blew $50 Million dollars. Not some flashy WR making it rain at strip clubs, fucking Mark Brunell. The whitest dude ever. The kind of dude the media portrays as the “Smart, level headed, leader”. That’s 100% because he’s white. He’s not smart or level headed, dude blew $50 million on retarded shit.
I guess I’m just tried of the media and others always trying to shit on black athletes and paint this white athletes as these “Blue colar, hardworking, level-headed guys”. It has nothing to do with skin color. Some people are fucking #Fiends, and others are not. At the end of the day, that is the difference.
PS – We all #Fiend, for something.