Pipes

Some fiend posted this on Reddit this morning. Says nobody knows what it is because he lives in fucking China. But the internet knows all so a random homie jaggazz, posted the following response shortly after:

“True Story: I used to work for a medical device company that had 2 buildings separated by a parking lot. We tested a lot of products on cows blood. I’m talking sometimes 50 gallons a week. The EPA allowed us to dump it down the drains in the sinks.
Now in the other building, we had a manufacturing plant that made a product that had a primary ingredient of 30% Hydrogen peroxide. They were allowed to dump excess down the drain as well. Where the two sewer systems met in the parking lot (on more than a few occasions), blood + concentrated H2O2 blew manhole covers off, and oozed a nasty white foam such as this. It looked identical to OPs picture. Not saying that’s what this is, but that is immediately what I thought of.”

Then someone posted this video explaining the chemical reaction that was occuring.

Then came at jaggazz’ neck for either being lied to/making up his story…

I doubt that this story is true, insofar as it implicates permission from the US EPA. Ultimately, it is not the EPA that allows disposal of medical wastes, but a state’s environmental regulatory agency. I happen to work for my state’s environmental regulatory agency and there is NO WAY IN HELL OP’s facility would be permitted to allow dumping of cow blood into the municipal sewer system. It is also suspect that such an agency would allow the dumping of medical wastes in such high quantities that it could react with the wastes disposed by an adjacent facility. My agency takes into account all point sources in an area in order to determine limits on waste disposal from a point source.
What’s more, no such dumping would have been allowed since the enactment of the clean water act (which is also, basically, the creation of the modern iteration of the EPA). That’s more than 40 years of point source regulation. So either this facility was dumping illegally, or this story is total bullshit.

The reason I posted this is cause I just took a shower and then drank water right from the tap. Then I started thinking about how old my apartment building must be. That led to me thinking about the pipes. Then I realized that there is literally no way to change all the piping in a huge complex of buildings like the one I live in. Then I realized I was drinking from pipes that are probably like 80 years old. Then I realized that smoking weed and thinking about shit like this can really be an issue. Not only do I not know if Con Edison down the block is dumping whatever fucking chemicals they use to keep half of manhattan with power into the water … HOW FUCKING DISGUSTING MUST EVERY PIPE IN NYC BE? There’s prolly humongous king rats posting up. And roaches. Lead poisoning. I need a brand new crib with brand new pipes. We gotta make it. I gotta buy these pipes.

Fuck.

@oakshades

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My Fucking Dude…

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@Oakshades, can we get this design for SMF Merch?

This is the hardest Tee in the game right now.

@Wave_Bandana / Blogs

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#NP Life’s On The Line – 50

This song helped bring racial harmony to my high school. I never knew there was a music video. The internets are fucking awesome.

@oakshades

PS. I’d have probably committed a few crimes in order to be in G-Unit circa 2004.

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The Overview Effect

The overview effect is a cognitive shift in awareness reported by some astronauts and cosmonauts during spaceflight, often while viewing the Earth from orbit or from the lunar surface. It refers to the experience of seeing firsthand the reality of the Earth in space, which is immediately understood to be a tiny, fragile ball of life, hanging in the void, shielded and nourished by a paper-thin atmosphere. From space, the astronauts tell us,[who?] national boundaries vanish, the conflicts that divide people become less important, and the need to create a planetary society with the united will to protect this “pale blue dot” becomes both obvious and imperative.

I’ve never been to space … but I’ve eaten a shitton of mushrooms and experienced some weird shift in the way I view the world. The way I describe it is, I walk around NYC like I’m on the @oakshades show. Seriously tho. I watch my homies make amazing music. I know someone that knows everyone. I run into people from my past on a consistent basis. I think every hoe wants me. I think I deserve mad shit. And then it clicks in your head that in actuality you’re a monkey made of star dust on a rock flying thru space.

They aint letting me in a spaceship anytime soon but we there are other ways to experience the universe.

@oakshades

PS. My main takeaway from my last trip to the moon was ‘perspective’.

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This Anti-Drinking Commercial is an Awesome Beer Commercial

It’s 10 am and I’m tired as shit but I really could go for a beer right now thanks to this ad. Who greenlighted a script that does the exact opposite of the goal of the video?

@oakshades

PS. At what point do companies start reading SMF and hiring us? I’m guessing right after Bas’ first album.

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Bornsinner.com | Kendrick Lamar

I was mad shook on the way to UNC Greensboro to interview Kendrick. I’m not someone who normally gets the proverbial ‘butterflies in the stomach’ feeling but for some reason I couldn’t get out of my own head. We finally got there, got settled in, grubbed on a lil PF Changs and then I sat down to ask Kendrick some questions. What folowed was one of the cooler conversations I’ve ever had. It’s amazing that Kendrick is my age and that he’s doing what he is doing. It inspires me to keep grinding. To keep trying to create.

@oakshades

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Super Mookin’ Fiends Shroom Tea Party

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We decided it would be a good idea to have a SMF Shroom tea party on Saturday and eat a shit ton of shrooms.

I say this every time, but shrooms is seriously one of the best drugs in the game. Safe, and nothing but laughs and deep thoughts for hours.

Some great stories coming as soon as we can get this shit out of our heads:

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- The Super Mookin’ Fiends

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Russian Bears = Huffing #Fiends

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These brown bears in Russia’s far east have developed a habit of sniffing discarded barrels formerly filled with aviation fuel until they pass out.

The containers were left in the Kronotsky Nature Reserve and the nearby creatures picked on their strong smell of kerosene and gasoline.

The animals love this smell so much that they have begun deeply inhaling the fumes for minutes at a time before digging shallow holes for themselves to lie in once they’ve achieved their desired state.

These bears are suspected to be of the largest brown bears in the world, weighing 1,200 pounds. The fuel is used to power generators and helicopters used by nature reserve workers.

Photos were taken by Igor Shpilenok, 52, who spent seven months documenting this specific community of bears.

Igor said that some of the bears have become so addicted to these barrels that they stalk deporting helicopters, waiting for them to take off and leave drops of fuel into the hard soil for them to sniff.

LOOK AT THESE #FIENDS !!!!

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HAHAHAHAH. They look like us at 5:45 PM on a Wednesday. All these mugs wanna do is smoke on some Gas and watch last weeks Game of Cheeks reruns with the homies. Imagine if someone introduced Molly to these mugs!!! They’d be listening to Levels on repeat grinding their bear dicks all over bear hoes.

@oakshades

PS. WHAT DO BEARS LOOK LIKE WHEN THEY ARE FUCKING?

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The UN – “Yo #FIENDS Eat Bugs” Me – “FUCK NO”

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The report by the UN Food and Agriculture Organization says that eating insects could help boost nutrition and reduce pollution. It notes than over 2 billion people worldwide already supplement their diet with insects.

However it admits that “consumer disgust” remains a large barrier in many Western countries. Wasps, beetles and other insects are currently “underutilised” as food for people and livestock, the report says. Insect farming is “one of the many ways to address food and feed security”.

“Insects are everywhere and they reproduce quickly, and they have high growth and feed conversion rates and a low environmental footprint,” according to the report.

I feel like we’re about to be in WW3. I am not ready to eat fucking bugs yet. Why the fuck is the UN telling us to do this? I’m just not bout that life.

However it admits that “consumer disgust” remains a large barrier in many Western countries.

FUCK YEA I’M DISGUSTED. My pops aint move to NYC at the age of 16 by himself so I can be snacking on roaches and shit. FUCK THAT.

@oakshades

PS. NOW… If someone made some fire shit and it was DELICIOUS and got a bad bitch to trick me into trying it first… maybe I’d eat some goddamn bugs but that shit is still gross and now I got goosebumps and shit.

VIA

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Whitney Houston Fiend Kicked Off Air Plane

An American Airlines flight from Los Angeles en route to JFK was forced to make an emergency landing in Kansas City after an unruly passenger was deemed a threat to the crew for refusing to stop singing Whitney Houston songs.

“The woman was being disruptive and was removed from the plane for interfering with the flight crew,” said Kansas City International Airport spokesman Joe McBride. “There was a federal air marshal on the aircraft, who subdued the woman and put her in cuffs and removed her from the plane.”

Stealth footage captured by another passenger shows the unidentified woman being escorted off the plane while singing Houston’s iconic cover of Dolly Parton’s “I Will Always Love You.”

After being released from custody, the woman was reportedly refused service by American Airlines and had to make alternative travel arrangement to reach her final destination.

According to the spokesman, the passenger blamed her behavior on diabetes.

I’d have been arrested for punching this fiend in the fucking face. Airplane etiquette has to be one of the few things in this world I get violent about. Diabetes? Drooog has Diabetes… that nigga has never spent 3 hours singing Aretha Franklin’s greatest hits in my presence. If this chick is certifiably insane, then ok cool, get her on some meds. If she is sane? Lock this fiend up for 5-8 years for being a dickhead.

@oakshades

VIA

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