I wish Olivia Munn talked to me like this

This is Olivia Munn. Olivia is an attractive lady who started off her career as a terrible actress in terrible shows. She eventually moved over to G4 where she became a Nerd Sex Goddess. She has done some modeling for brands like Nike and Neutrogena and most recently has been on some NBC tv show… OK FUCK ALL THAT BULL SHIT AND CLICK MORE FOR SOME NSFW SHIT. Shorty got her phone hacked.

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Girls and Sports

I’m not going to make this about Jets fans really being Jets fans vs how many bandwagon Giants fans there are, it’s a product of sports and dumb hoes but seriously hoe? You wanna see Sanchez? Get the fuck outta here with that shit. Stop sending dumb reporter hoes to interview dumb sports fan hoes. Who the fuck cares what this jawn wants to see? You know what I wanna see? Her on all fours fuckin and suckin not talking about NY Football.

@oakshades

PS. Sanchez… FUCK THIS SHIT OUTTA THIS BROAD FAM. Get that confidence back. Get these hoes back on your dick.
PPS. I’m so happy the 9ers suck or this parade woulda been so much harder to swallow if it wasn’t the Pats at home crying.

UPDATE:

WOA WOA WOA. You want to talk about BANDWAGON? There were 8 Jets fans before HBO and the Rex Ryan media takeover. EIGHT. You know damn well the Jets bandwagon is way worse. Allt his did was reveal how many Giants fans there were. ITS CALLED GIANTS STADIUM. They come first.

Fuck Metlife i use bank of america hoe

@Wave_Bandana

PS – Mugs just hit me up saying “Metlife” is insurance and shit. My bad, i didn’t know that cause I’M ALWAYS STRAPPED. That’s the only insurance i need in this bitch.

UPDATED AGAIN:

Show me a video with Jets fans talking about wanting to see Eli and we can have this bandwagon convo.

PS. I’ve never seen a bigger Jets fan then you during Hard Knocks
PPS. That’s singlehandedly why Giants fans are salty bout the Jets. Cause yall won a chip but didn’t get that HBO love and then we got better then you. Congrats on the ring, Thank You for beating Brady. Clay you’re a fugazi Giants fan and everyone knows it.

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Porn Contro

In a major defeat for porn studios, the Los Angeles City Council has given final approval to a city ordinance requiring porn actors to wear condoms during film shoots.

The 9-to-1 vote Tuesday marks a significant victory for the L.A.-based AIDS Healthcare Foundation, which has been rallying for years to protect the health of porn performers by asking agencies in California to mandate condom use during film shoots. In the past decade, porn shoots have been suspended several times following high-profile cases where porn performers have been infected with HIV.

Are you kidding me? I don’t even know how to broach this topic without selling hella gay so all I’m gonna say is if I choose not to fuck with a condom on (Dear ladies, I swear I don’t fuck whores bareback but if a lady is interested in my man parts and vice versa and I’ve known her for a minute… oooooh baby I like it rawwwwwwwww) then there is no way I want to watch porno with condoms in it. Shit fucks up the fluidity of the scene and shit. It’s just mad awkward and I’m not fucking with this decision. ALSO what if the Government starts telling mugs they gotta strap up at the crib??? Is this not a violation of our American rights? I think all the whores and the lucky fucks who get to fuck said whores for a living should vote amongst themselves to decide this.

@oakshades

PS. Who do we write to in order to protest this?
PPS. Am I fiend for even caring about this?
PPPS. If NYC becomes the Porn capital of the world, I take back this post immediately

VIA

UPDATE:

Bro I couldn’t agree more. There is something about seeing a condom in porn that just ruins the fantasy. There is not one single person in the world who has a sex fantasy with a condom on. Not one. If there is, then that dude is 100% a serial killer rapist.  Who the fuck would stop to put a condom on in a sex fantasy? Another major thing is it always screws up the continuity of the scene. They never show them put the condom on. So one scene a dude is getting his meat sucked raw, then quick cut to him fucking with a condom. This type of disruption of continuity is a cardinal sin in any film making. People go ape shit over that. IMDB has a section for every film where they show continuity screw ups (ex: Will Smith comes in room with jacket on, second later it’s off). People notice this kind of shit, and in porn, continuity screw ups are devastating. I think this is the main reason people everyone is thrown off by  he sudden emergence of a condom.

@Wave_Bandana

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Suelyn Mederios

Aight so this chick is bad. Straight up video hoe BADDDDDDDDDDDD. She’s not like ‘GET EXCITED CAUSE A LIST CELEB HAS A SEXTAPE’ excited she’s more like ‘DAMNNNN THAT BITCH IS BAD SHE PROLLY FUCKS LIKE A WHORE’ excited. As a young black male, I’d be a homosexual if I didn’t watch this booty meat get twerked out…


Please hold while I watch this at work whilst my boss sits feet away from me.


THIS IS QUITE POSSIBLY THE WORST SEX VIDEO I’VE EVER WATCHED. Straight boring. Terrible angles. Not imaginative at all. Horrible acting. Just awful. I’m depressed at how bad this is. I can only imagine how terrible Suelyn must feel. No shot she did this on accident. Too many kissy faces and posing for the cam to be an accident. Terrible job by her handlers. This is why I need to be in PR as well as the thirty other things I plan on doing.

@oakshades

NSFW VIDEO

PS. Suelyn I eat errrrrrythingggggggg holla at me.

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Doug Hutchison, 51-Year-Old ‘The Green Mile’ Actor, Weds 16-Year-Old Country Singer Courtney Stodden

I’m not even going to post anything else about this story because this is retarded. A 51 year old can marry a 16 year old and not get punished, but if I hit Pacha this weekend and some little ravesmutbag decides to grind on my situation and I end up going home and cutting only to find out shes 16.5 I can get arrested and charged with rape.

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE LAWMAKERS IN OUR COUNTRY?

@oakshades

PS. I always ID chicks. Especially white chicks. This negro is not going to Rikers any time in the near future because of some dumb ass young smut.

PPS. This dude is a creep and the girls parents should be punched in their collective dicks.

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