#HATEHARD

As happy go lucky as I may be, I find myself most at home surrounded by the #HATEHARD culture. This my fellow fiends is #hatehard at it’s finest. Oh ya’ll wanna actually try and make some change by showing how upset you are? Dont mind us, we’re just gonna make jokes about cocaine and summerhouses.

CLAP FOR THESE DUDES.

@oakshades

PS. Woulda been funnier if you had like 6 more dudes tho. #HATEHARD

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MINORITY REPORT

An internal U.S. Department of Homeland Security document indicates that a controversial program designed to predict whether a person will commit a crime is already being tested on some members of the public voluntarily, CNET has learned. If this sounds a bit like the Tom Cruise movie called “Minority Report,” or the CBS drama “Person of Interest,” it is. But where “Minority Report” author Philip K. Dick enlisted psychics to predict crimes, DHS is betting on algorithms: it’s building a “prototype screening facility” that it hopes will use factors such as ethnicity, gender, breathing, and heart rate to “detect cues indicative of mal-intent.”

The latest developments, which reveal efforts to “collect, process, or retain information on” members of “the public,” came to light through an internal DHS document obtained under open-government laws by the Electronic Privacy Information Center. DHS calls its “pre-crime” system Future Attribute Screening Technology, or FAST.

“If it were deployed against the public, it would be very problematic,” says Ginger McCall, open government counsel at EPIC, a nonprofit group in Washington, D.C.

It’s unclear why the June 2010 DHS document (PDF) specified that information is currently collected or retained on members of “the public” as part of FAST, and a department representative declined to answer questions that CNET posed two days ago.

Elsewhere in the document, FAST program manager Robert Middleton Jr. refers to a “limited” initial trial using DHS employees as test subjects. Middleton says that FAST “sensors will non-intrusively collect video images, audio recordings, and psychophysiological measurements from the employees,” with a subgroup of employees singled out, with their permission, for more rigorous evaluation.

Word?

Ya’ll just gonna ignore the movie where the government used this fucking idea already and it backfired horribly? Would you feed a fucking gremlin past midnight? No you wouldn’t. Why? CAUSE WE’VE ALREADY SEEN THAT SHIT PLAY OUT. I swear to god my twisted fucking mind would be targeted and I’d be executed immediately. I spend 43% of my day thinking of different ways I could grusomely murder the people I see. Have I ever cut someone’s head off with an axe and then done a spinning roundhouse kick to their chopped off head? No I haven’t because that’s the fucking cool thing about thinking about shit, it doesn’t always happen. How are you gonna distinguish between imagination and real fucking criminals. This is pointless.

@oakshades

PS. UNLESS THESE NIGGAS FIGURED OUT TO LEGIT READ MINDS AND THEN I WANNA BE DOWN WITH THESE HOMIES AND MARKET THE SHIT OUT OF THIS TECHNOLOGY.

VIA

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Lotion Man

Dude is lucky he ran into that friendly ass black comic from those 7-Up commercials and not a real goon.

@oakshades

PS. That bum is actually mad cool, he walks around Union Sq. with funny signs and shit. Last time I saw him he was HOUSING a watermelon. Like a full Watermelon, just grubbing on it, mid park on his dolo.

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Oriental Demons

Word fam? Pikachu is demonic? Word fam? Guitar Hero just dropped? You took Minecraft away from your grandson? …

THE CATHOLIC CHURCH COVERED UP PRIESTS BUTT FUCKING LITTLE CHILDREN. SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO READ A BIBLE IN A CLOSET FAM.

@oakshades

PS. It’s fiends like this that are the most twisted. Like I’m 86.4% positive that this brunette bitch loves getting dp’d on saturday nights and then on sunday its 36 Hailmarys and a few communion wafers to cleanse her sins.

PPS. Only thing scarier then Oriental Demons is ignorant white people from middle America.

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Obama on #OCCUPYWALLSTREET

I feel like everytime Obama talks he should be doing the Hammer Dance cause this fiend knows how to dance around shit nicer then anyone in the world. CAN’T TOUCH THIS.

@oakshades

PS. Obama prolly got crazy off the top freestyles

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Greatttttt

Federal prosecutors have launched a crackdown on pot dispensaries in California, warning the stores that they must shut down in 45 days or face criminal charges and confiscation of their property even if they are operating legally under the state’s 15-year-old medical marijuana law.
In an escalation of the ongoing conflict between the U.S. government and the nation’s burgeoning medical marijuana industry, California’s s four U.S. attorneys sent letters Wednesday and Thursday notifying at least 16 pot shops or their landlords that they are violating federal drug laws, even though medical marijuana is legal in California. The attorneys are scheduled to announce their coordinated crackdown at a Friday news conference.

Word umm so when is the CEO of Lehman getting arrested? Why hasn’t Chase been told to shut down? WHY THE FUCK ARE WE USING MY FUCKING TAXES TO SHUT DOWN WEED DISPENSARIES? I FUCKING LOVE WEED STORES. YOU SHOULD BE USING MY MONEY TO OPEN WEED STORES NOT CLOSE THEM. GO SHUT DOWN A FUCKING BANG THAT IS RUINING PEOPLE’S LIVES VS A STORE WHERE FIENDS CAN GET OG MOOKED.

@oakshades

PS. ISN’T THIS WHAT CAUSED THE REVOLUTIONARY FUCKING WAR. I’M NOT TRYING TO BATTLE ON BUNKER HILL BUT THIS SHIT IS GETTING FUCKING RIDICULOUS… NO RZA VOICE.

VIA

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World Gone Sour

I swear to god @fiend66holds pulled the same move like 3 years ago. We were all OGGGGGGG MOOOOOOOOKED and he was finna open some Sours and we were all like WAITTTTTT DONT OPEN YETTTTT and holds gave us this fiend look and then RIPPPPPPPPP sours everywhere.

@oakshades

PS. I’m 100% convinced that Google and Apple listen to us via Gmail and iEverything and steal our ideas/ use our lives as inspiration for dope shit.

PPS. Method Man coulda been a great

PPPS. Kudos to Sour Patch for greenlighting this shit.

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RIP

The term genius is used all too frequently. Steve Jobs deserved that title. An inspiration to me and many others. Rest In Peace.

@oakshades

‎”Again, you can’t connect the dots looking forward; you can only connect them looking backwards. So you have to trust that the dots will somehow connect in your future. You have to trust in something — your gut, destiny, life, karma, whatever…because believing that the dots will connect down the road will give you the confidence to follow your heart even when it leads you off the well worn path and that will make all the difference….

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WTF METTA?

What does this mean?

@oakshades

PS. Say Queensbridge… QUEENSBRIDGE

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Dude has Two Faces

Long story short @LloydBankfiend ate his twin in the womb. That’s why he can dunk, rap and analyze the demise of Greece’s economy all at once. He’s so lucky he didn’t up with half a face attached.

@oakshades

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