Avicii at Radio City Music Hall – September 27

This fiend is killing shit. Levels put him on SO hard. Face of Ralph Lauren. Radio City. Keep cookin bruh.

@oakshades

PS. @ClockworkLA’s Levels Remix >>>>>

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A$AP Rocky – Purple Kisses (VIDEO)

Fire.

This nigga Rocky gonna catch so much heat from black bitches for his love of snowbunnies.

You aint alone Rocky. I feel you on the lean and white chick orgy move.

Bucketlist.

@oakshades

PS. So many niggas are gonna get arrested at the first ASAP x SMF party.

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Filipino Fiend

This is our boy Keith. He was on the NYU hoops squad with me and Wave. Homie is down in the Philippines living out his dreams and hooping for a living. Dude not only can ball out like crazy, he’s got bars for days. Lowkey, the first time I ever spit bars on record was with KJ. Anyway niggas are calling him the steal of the draft. Dude is the Filipino MJ. I’ve never seen a Filipino half his size. Dude is gonna murder this league.

@oakshades

PS. Chase your dreams fiends.
PPS. Me and Keith had Top 5 intro handshakes of all time. Two palm slaps and then smell two fingers. We fucking sucked that year but our handshake routines were the best routines of all time. When our coach made us stop doing them, the teams in our league legit were like ya’ll need to bring those back ASAP.

SLAM PHILIPPINES

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The Olympics are Over

After a lackluster start and NBC trying to scare middle America into thinking the Chinese were gonna run away with the medal count and freedom as well, we dominated per fucking usual. Now that I can’t livestream women’s judo anymore, I don’t know what the fuck I’m going to do from 11 am – 6 pm everyday at work. Anyway this shit right here is the best tweet of the Olympics.

This nigga should have gotten a deal with SNL off that one joke.

@oakshades

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Call Me Maybe x Chatroulette x Dude in a Bikini

This shit is mad funny to me. I’d say 80% of the dudes on Chatroulette are lookin to beat off on some voyueristic fiend kinda shit. The other 20% just wanna meet a friend… and jerk off in fron of them during their next Chatroulette session. Regardless, this shit had me dying.

@oakshades

PS. How bout the 17 year old Russian kid that created Chatroulette as a school project? FUCK! Dude was so close to bankkkkkkkkkkkkk. If he woulda seen the dick issue being an issue which I woulda seen coming a mile away (no gay pun intended) he could have made millions.

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SMF x High Times Magazine at Catalpa Music and Arts Festival

FUCK WITH YOUR BOYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Pretty fire that us weed lovers got approached by High Times Magazine to do some real shit. Think about that. We smoke so much mook that a magazine dedicated to the Mook culture asked us to get mooked and go to a music festival for them. I know @wave_bandana wrote an article about how we did way too many drugs and had way too much fun ‘working’ to ever go back to being ok sitting at our fucking desks listening to dumb fucking clients. We battled a fucking hurricane and molly comedowns to film and finish this shit. Shouts @delifreshfilms aka #Fiend Gunna for the filming/editing and shouts to Fiend Geo for hooking all this shit up.

@oakshades

PS. We have so much dope footage that would end niggas careers so we didn’t use it.

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@BarackObama Needs To Fix This Woman Growing Nails Instead of Hair ASAP

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

Nothing creeps me out more then skin issues. I almost vomited the first time I saw this poor girl. I vomited when my entire office crowded around my desk to watch this shit full screen. Let me get this shit straight tho. A young black woman wakes up to human nails growing out of every hair folicle on her body and Hospitals won’t help her without raping her financially? That’s where we are as a country? That’s where we are as a society? That’s where we are as the most intelligent form of life we know? A YOUNG WOMAN HAS FUCKING NAILS GROWING OUT OF HER PORES AND WE CAN’T FOOT THE BILL TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HER. This is 100% on you @BarackObama. Pick up the fucking phone in Air Force 1 and make whatever fucking call you need to make to fix this girl. Then you call her and tell her that ‘This one is on America’ and get her fucking normal #ASAP. Then you call a national press conference where you use her story to leverage millions of votes.

@oakshades

PS. YO @SCIENCE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING BRO? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH HER? @MEDICINE GET THE FUCK OVER THERE AND FIX THIS SHIT IMMEDIATELY. YOU BOTH ARE FUCKING LOSING RIGHT NOW.

PPS. THE CRAZIEST SHIT IS THAT THESE HOSPITALS WON’T PAY FOR HER MEDICAL BILLS… ARE YOU SHITTING ME???????? THIS HAPPENED BECAUSE OF AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO FUCKING MEDICINEEEEEE. HOLY SHIT I’M SO FUCKING LIVID.

PPPS. No shot her professors believed that email she sent them saying she needed to reschedule her midterm cause her body started growing nails out of her hair follicles.

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#TEAMNODAUGHTERS: Web Cam Girl Loses It

DAMNNNNNN this is sad. Just everything about this video is so fucking sad. Did you know that dudes pay bitches real money in real time to show them titties online?

YO DUDES ALL THOSE FUCKING VIDEOS ARE RECORDED BY EVEN BIGGER CREEPS THEN YOU AND ARE ON PORNHUB.

Did you know that chicks can turn block specific states and then finger fuck themselves on camera for extra spending money? Goddamn I don’t want to even think about the fathers out there who birthed daughters who are dumb enough to not block their state. Poor sons of bitches. I’m not gonna go in on this chick’s looks or emotional break down cause it fucking speaks for itself… but these two clips stuck out to me.

0:00 – 0:17 = If my name was Jake, this would be stuck in my head FOREVER and I’d be so scared.
2:34 – 3:04 = The saddest thing I’ve ever seen in my entire fucking life.

Four sons. Preferably a set of 6 foot 9 twins who either throw 103 MPH fastballs or can do 360 windmills and then the other two can just be dope at other shit.

#TEAMNODAUGHTERS

@oakshades

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#TEAMNODAUGHTERS: TI Spazzes on Thirstbucket Hollerin at His 16 Year Old Daughter

This is a perfect example of when “the thirst” goes wrong. The awkwardness of your parents being on social networks must be amplified when your father is a former dope boy/jail bird and current Hip-Hop superstar. Note to thirsty 16-year-olds, if you are going to come at T.I.’s daughter, Zonninque, you must come correct or be dealt with.

After the singer from the OMG Girlz posted a picture on Instagram, a thirst bucket left a comment asking the singer simply, “can we f**k?” Well the “kang of the south” took absolutely no time to put the poor kid in check.

“Ni**a u ever disrespect me & mines like that again I’m gon throw more $$$ at ya head than it cost to build yo mama a new house,” said Tip. “Boy don’t f**k your sad azz lil life up before i can get it started…u gon get yaself *F**ked* aight…in ya mouth wit ya own lil pee-pee. Now keep playin round wit it lil homie. #NoBulls**t.”

Let that be a lesson kids, embrace the thirst with caution.

I don’t know if I’ve ever seen anything more amazing then this:

What do you think this dude is doing today? Nobody loves Hip-Hop drama more then 16 year old black kids. EVERY SINGLE PERSON HE KNOWS IS CURRENTLY CUTTING ASS ON THIS KID. I don’t know if there’s anything more horrifying then a Rapper who went to jail for SEMI AUTOMATIC WEAPONS AND SILENCERS telling you that he will get your mouth fucked by your own little dick.

@oakshades

PS. Obey your thirst… unless you’re thirsty to fuck TI’s daughter.

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Michael Jackson – Bad (AFROJACK RMX Feat. Pitbull)

Michael Jackson gets the remix treatment courtesy of DJ Afrojack and Pitbull. Mr. Worldwide “toasts to the King” on a sped-up club remix of his 1987 classic “Bad.” The DJ Buddha edit, along with other remixes, remastered hits, and unreleased demos, will appear on Bad 25, the 25th anniversary edition of the King of Pop’s seventh album, due September 18.

@oakshades

VIA

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