Hot Cheetos and Takis

I’m not kidding when I say that this is prolly the hottest track I’ve heard since Cole dropped ‘The Cure’.

Hot Cheetos and Takis … Hot Cheetos and Takis <=== Stuck in my head for DAYSSSSS now.

Too many awesome things about this video. The fact that they got a little girl spitting fire and a mini

Waka Flocka is too dope. I hope these kids win.

@oakshades

PS. I was gonna bitch about the lack of health in this song and then I realized Baby Carrots and Grapes just does't sound as fire as Hot Cheetos and Takis

VIA an ugly man from Arizona

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2016 Olympics = 3 on 3 Hoops

If three-on-three basketball is added to the Olympic program, it likely will be no less intense than the action in this game between the USA and Argentina.

If three-on-three basketball is added to the Olympic program, it likely will be no less intense than the action in this game between the USA and Argentina. It will if FIBA, the international governing body, has its way. Secretary-general Patrick Baumann said Saturday that his group planned to propose it to be played as early as the 2016 Rio Games.

Three-on-three, the game played in driveways, on playgrounds and around the country during the annual Gus Macker tournaments, debuted in the 2010 Youth Olympic Games. FIBA wants to create a comprehensive ranking system that would determine the best three-on-three teams in the world. FIBA already has a three-on-three world tour and world championship, but Baumann welcomed all three-on-three tournaments, such as Gus Macker and Hoop It Up, into the fold as long as those tournaments adhered to FIBA rules, including the registration of players in a database to chart wins and losses.

“Like volleyball has beach volleyball, swimming has synchronized swimming, we want three-on-three to be part of it,” Baumann said.

After rankings determine the top teams worldwide, Baumann said, each nation would be responsible for creating a format to determine which team it would send to the Olympics. Baumann reasoned that three-on-three would allow more countries to experience the Olympics and help FIBA expand basketball’s global popularity. He said smaller basketball nations regularly send teams to the three-on-three world championship.

“We’ve chosen three-on-three as being one way of bringing that community into the Games,” he said. “For us, this is also really about growing the mass of players on a grass-roots basis. We want them to be part of the family and hopefully have new talents for the game.”

I’m a prodigy. We spent 2 hours mooked as fuck on Sunday talking about how David Stern’s next power move is 3 on 3 in the Olympics. It makes too much sense. Homies brought up that Team USA wouldn’t wanna play cause they’d be too tired. 1st of all… FUCK THEM IF THEY DON’T WANNA PLAY. (There’s no shot these niggas wouldn’t want to play tho) Then realize that we watch TERRIBLE 3 on 3 hoops games all the time at the gym/park for no Gold Medal… DO YOU KNOW HOW FIRE IT WOULD BE TO WATCH HOMIES REALLLLLLLY HOOP 3 on 3 FOR MEDALS? You know China would have Yao out there with Yi Jianlian aka The Folding Chair Assaisn and some Jeremy Lin (I know he is Taiwanese but I’m pretty sure that counts). There would be the D3 team that has no fucking right qualifying that upsets the Danny Granger, Roy Hibbert, Paul George trio. Jesus I’m so geeked for 2016.

@oakshades

PS. OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You know Nike, Jordan and Adidas would be in their athletes’ ears telling them to play with their brandmates. A DRose, Dwight and Josh Smith team would be pretty tough. Bron, KD and Blake is tough. Melo, CP3 and DWade is tough. Should we just pitch this 3 on 3 World Cup to Nike, Jordan and Adidas? Does anyone have David Stern’s email address?

VIA

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Avicii at Radio City Music Hall – September 27

This fiend is killing shit. Levels put him on SO hard. Face of Ralph Lauren. Radio City. Keep cookin bruh.

@oakshades

PS. @ClockworkLA’s Levels Remix >>>>>

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A$AP Rocky – Purple Kisses (VIDEO)

Fire.

This nigga Rocky gonna catch so much heat from black bitches for his love of snowbunnies.

You aint alone Rocky. I feel you on the lean and white chick orgy move.

Bucketlist.

@oakshades

PS. So many niggas are gonna get arrested at the first ASAP x SMF party.

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Filipino Fiend

This is our boy Keith. He was on the NYU hoops squad with me and Wave. Homie is down in the Philippines living out his dreams and hooping for a living. Dude not only can ball out like crazy, he’s got bars for days. Lowkey, the first time I ever spit bars on record was with KJ. Anyway niggas are calling him the steal of the draft. Dude is the Filipino MJ. I’ve never seen a Filipino half his size. Dude is gonna murder this league.

@oakshades

PS. Chase your dreams fiends.
PPS. Me and Keith had Top 5 intro handshakes of all time. Two palm slaps and then smell two fingers. We fucking sucked that year but our handshake routines were the best routines of all time. When our coach made us stop doing them, the teams in our league legit were like ya’ll need to bring those back ASAP.

SLAM PHILIPPINES

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The Olympics are Over

After a lackluster start and NBC trying to scare middle America into thinking the Chinese were gonna run away with the medal count and freedom as well, we dominated per fucking usual. Now that I can’t livestream women’s judo anymore, I don’t know what the fuck I’m going to do from 11 am – 6 pm everyday at work. Anyway this shit right here is the best tweet of the Olympics.

This nigga should have gotten a deal with SNL off that one joke.

@oakshades

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Call Me Maybe x Chatroulette x Dude in a Bikini

This shit is mad funny to me. I’d say 80% of the dudes on Chatroulette are lookin to beat off on some voyueristic fiend kinda shit. The other 20% just wanna meet a friend… and jerk off in fron of them during their next Chatroulette session. Regardless, this shit had me dying.

@oakshades

PS. How bout the 17 year old Russian kid that created Chatroulette as a school project? FUCK! Dude was so close to bankkkkkkkkkkkkk. If he woulda seen the dick issue being an issue which I woulda seen coming a mile away (no gay pun intended) he could have made millions.

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SMF x High Times Magazine at Catalpa Music and Arts Festival

FUCK WITH YOUR BOYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Pretty fire that us weed lovers got approached by High Times Magazine to do some real shit. Think about that. We smoke so much mook that a magazine dedicated to the Mook culture asked us to get mooked and go to a music festival for them. I know @wave_bandana wrote an article about how we did way too many drugs and had way too much fun ‘working’ to ever go back to being ok sitting at our fucking desks listening to dumb fucking clients. We battled a fucking hurricane and molly comedowns to film and finish this shit. Shouts @delifreshfilms aka #Fiend Gunna for the filming/editing and shouts to Fiend Geo for hooking all this shit up.

@oakshades

PS. We have so much dope footage that would end niggas careers so we didn’t use it.

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@BarackObama Needs To Fix This Woman Growing Nails Instead of Hair ASAP

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

Nothing creeps me out more then skin issues. I almost vomited the first time I saw this poor girl. I vomited when my entire office crowded around my desk to watch this shit full screen. Let me get this shit straight tho. A young black woman wakes up to human nails growing out of every hair folicle on her body and Hospitals won’t help her without raping her financially? That’s where we are as a country? That’s where we are as a society? That’s where we are as the most intelligent form of life we know? A YOUNG WOMAN HAS FUCKING NAILS GROWING OUT OF HER PORES AND WE CAN’T FOOT THE BILL TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HER. This is 100% on you @BarackObama. Pick up the fucking phone in Air Force 1 and make whatever fucking call you need to make to fix this girl. Then you call her and tell her that ‘This one is on America’ and get her fucking normal #ASAP. Then you call a national press conference where you use her story to leverage millions of votes.

@oakshades

PS. YO @SCIENCE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING BRO? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH HER? @MEDICINE GET THE FUCK OVER THERE AND FIX THIS SHIT IMMEDIATELY. YOU BOTH ARE FUCKING LOSING RIGHT NOW.

PPS. THE CRAZIEST SHIT IS THAT THESE HOSPITALS WON’T PAY FOR HER MEDICAL BILLS… ARE YOU SHITTING ME???????? THIS HAPPENED BECAUSE OF AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO FUCKING MEDICINEEEEEE. HOLY SHIT I’M SO FUCKING LIVID.

PPPS. No shot her professors believed that email she sent them saying she needed to reschedule her midterm cause her body started growing nails out of her hair follicles.

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#TEAMNODAUGHTERS: Web Cam Girl Loses It

DAMNNNNNN this is sad. Just everything about this video is so fucking sad. Did you know that dudes pay bitches real money in real time to show them titties online?

YO DUDES ALL THOSE FUCKING VIDEOS ARE RECORDED BY EVEN BIGGER CREEPS THEN YOU AND ARE ON PORNHUB.

Did you know that chicks can turn block specific states and then finger fuck themselves on camera for extra spending money? Goddamn I don’t want to even think about the fathers out there who birthed daughters who are dumb enough to not block their state. Poor sons of bitches. I’m not gonna go in on this chick’s looks or emotional break down cause it fucking speaks for itself… but these two clips stuck out to me.

0:00 – 0:17 = If my name was Jake, this would be stuck in my head FOREVER and I’d be so scared.
2:34 – 3:04 = The saddest thing I’ve ever seen in my entire fucking life.

Four sons. Preferably a set of 6 foot 9 twins who either throw 103 MPH fastballs or can do 360 windmills and then the other two can just be dope at other shit.

#TEAMNODAUGHTERS

@oakshades

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