Mokey Tries To Escape Animal Prison

Are you shitting me with this video? I’m not a treehugger. I’m not a PETA freak but once I got too high and went to the Central Park Zoo on a school field trip and realized that the Zoo is fucking animal prison. Fucking sad man. That could be us with some fucking dumb advanced alien with a shit accent making fun of our plight to escape.

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FUCK ME.

Not in a sexual way… unless you bad as fuck (or decent, i’ll take decent)… but moreso in a gotta stop doing drugs and not eating or sleeping kind of way. You see this dude in this picture? If that was a lightskinned black dude, sleeping at a desk in front of a computer that would be what I’m doing right now cause I scheduled this post at around 11:34 and am now slowly dying… I mean napping.

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PS. #fucka9to5

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This Shit Freaks Me Out

So I’m sitting at my desk minding my own business watching an Elephant drinking out of a random Swimming Pool when I saw this ad to my right of my screen.

Have you ever heard of Berocca? Well I hadn’t ever heard of them either until I washed down some drugs with that shit this weekend. Now is the Illuminati telling these brands who to market to or is Google Chrome the creepiest shit in the world and targeting me specifically cause I’ve done nothing but talk about Catalpa and being mad fucking tired online today?

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NFL: Woman will be among replacement refs

The NFL has confirmed a woman will be among the group of referees used as replacements during the current lockout of NFL officials.

Shannon Eastin could be the woman. She worked the Arizona Cardinals Red and White game and was named by the Los Angeles Times as one of the referees at an NFL training clinic.

A woman has never officiated an NFL game in an on-field capacity. Last year the NFL said there were several women in the pipeline. When Carl Johnson, the NFL’s head of officials, was asked about the potential of adding a woman to the roster last year, he said it would happen soon.

“Our goal is to get the best people working this game,” Johnson said.

Eastin has officiated college games for over a decade, most recently in the Mid-Eastern Athletic Conference. The league is not officially confirming individual referees, and is not making any replacements available to the media.

You know what I find to be some of the funniest shit ever in professional sports? Watching a dude in a tweak ass funny outfit run around on a field with some of the largest individuals on the planet trying not to get laid the fuck out. You know what I enjoy even more? When those dudes get laid the fuck out. And now you’re gonna let a woman be a NFL ref?

Yea that’s gonna end well.

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PS.

PPS. Funny thing about that play is that this was the Sunday after I had surgery and I jumped up as Sean Ellis scored this TD cause we were getting busted… which led to all my stitches ripping open and me bleeding everywhere.

VIA

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AMC Zombie Prank

AMC getting in that Direct TV ass with this little piece of propaganda. Dope idea + execution.

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PS. I liked Zombies before it was cool to like Zombies.

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The World of Viral Videos

Interesting video about videos.

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The Real Dangers of Ecstasy

You know what’s wrong with this video? That it doesn’t say what the true danger of Ecstasy is. The true danger of Ecstasy is that it puts you in a world that doesn’t truly exist. It’s a fake world where attractive girls give you free drugs, DJs play your favorite songs… ON TOP OF YOUR OTHER FAVORITE SONGS, chicks wanna smoke weed with you in fields and talk about positive vibes. Ecstasy makes you a big fucking hippie, makes you lose 10 lbs in a weekend and makes going back to work on Mond… Tuesday fucking terrible.

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PS. Oh… That and sometimes you feel your brain. What does that mean? OK. Can you feel your earlobe right now? Or… Can you feel your left ankle? You know it’s there. You know it’s working but you can’t really feel it unless it’s being touched or injured. That’s how my brain feels now and has been feeling for the last 24 hours. It’s not a headache, it’s just present. It’s fucking weird. Till next time.

PPS. Oh and you never want to stop doing it. Like you will just keep flooding your serotonin levels until you’re ready to pass the fuck out and then you wake up in a serious funk cause all your happy juice was used smoking weed and dancing with 35 year old white women to Snoop Dogg performing Doggy Style.

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The Cure – J.Cole (Music)

Seeing minds come together to make art happen is a beautiful thing. This artwork was cooked up by my homegirl Annie and my boy Felton. A little creative direction from me and Adam… and Cole murdering the Neptunes breakdown off of ‘Lift Off’ and you get The Cure.

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MEDIAFIRE

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July 2012 Fail Compilation

Andddddd here is your monthly 8-10 minutes of dumb people fucking up.

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PS. I highly suggest (pun intended) that you get DUMB mooked and watch this with others on your 50 inch flatscreen HDTV.

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